Corrupt-A-Wish

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted, she is not a homosapien.

I wish all college textbooks were online for free

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted, she is not a homosapien.

I wish all college textbooks were online for free

Granted, but they are written in Japanese.
I wish Stefan Karl (Robbie rotten actor) didn’t die of cancer

 

[Egg]

Granted, but they are written in Japanese.
I wish Stefan Karl (Robbie rotten actor) didn’t die of cancer

Granted but instead he died in a car crash.
I wish I could make banana peels appear whenever I wanted to.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but instead he died in a car crash.
I wish I could make banana peels appear whenever I wanted to.

Granted, but you can only make them appear under your feet
I wish for pickled carrots

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted. They are carrots covered in an excessive amount of vinegar, to the point where you physically can't eat them.

I wish Bakugan would make some kind of comeback. Those were the best, dude.

 

[Egg]

Granted. They are carrots covered in an excessive amount of vinegar, to the point where you physically can't eat them.

I wish Bakugan would make some kind of comeback. Those were the best, dude.

Granted but they're not like you remember them and that ruins it for you.
I wish I could have the power to turn anyone into a banana peel.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but they're not like you remember them and that ruins it for you.
I wish I could have the power to turn anyone into a banana peel.

Granted, but you have to use the power on somebody close to you once a month.
I wish for pickled eggs.

 

[Egg]

Granted, but you have to use the power on somebody close to you once a month.
I wish for pickled eggs.

Granted but it turns out you are allergic.
I wish that Yelowchy was a banana peel.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but you'll never see yelowchy as he is thrown in the trash by humans thinkin it's just another banana peel.

I wish I could fly

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

Granted, but you can't go over 1cm of the ground.

I wish i had Donor for unlimited time on Blackwonder for free, with access to everything a donor normally have and able to use its commands, being able to play TF2 and able to play in Blackwonder servers without being banned. Debunk this haha

 

[Philip]

Granted, but you can't go over 1cm of the ground.

I wish i had Donor for unlimited time on Blackwonder for free, with access to everything a donor normally have and able to use its commands, being able to play TF2 and able to play in Blackwonder servers without being banned. Debunk this haha

Wish granted. However, you get perma-muted, perma-gagged, forum banned, and discord banned.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, your dog is named Danny:

Spoiler: Got the joke?

I wish all insects be gone for ever.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted, your dog is named Danny:

Spoiler: Got the joke?

I wish all insects be gone for ever.

Granted but now our ecosystem took a hard left turn and the food chain is in complete disarray. Thousands of species no longer have an adequate source of food and the animals that die are no longer eaten so they just sit there and rot. Gross

I wish that I had Dio's Stand

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted, you now stand like metal legend, Ronnie James Dio.

I wish when people were talking about Dio, they meant Ronnie James Dio.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted, you now stand like metal legend, Ronnie James Dio.

I wish when people were talking about Dio, they meant Ronnie James Dio.

Granted, but Ronnie James Dio, gets his blood sucked by a vampire, develops a stand, colors his hair blond, and starts talking japanese.
I wish that Louisiana got nuked.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but the nuke malfuctions resulting in the nuke not exploding.

I wish that I could breathe under water.

 

[Egg]

Granted but the nuke malfuctions resulting in the nuke not exploding.

I wish that I could breathe under water.

Granted but now you can't breathe in air.
I wish I could be a firebender.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but as soon as you use your fire everything will explode.

I wish that there was something that was more meaningful than this quote "I see flames and I run" Egg 2019

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but as soon as you use your fire everything will explode.

I wish that there was something that was more meaningful than this quote "I see flames and I run" Egg 2019

Granted but now English teachers across America force students to analyze a quote by a TF2 community server admin

I wish “I had a chance to change my fate” in a thick Scottish accent

 

[Shocking Isnt It]

Granted but now English teachers across America force students to analyze a quote by a TF2 community server admin

I wish “I had a chance to change my fate” in a thick Scottish accent

Wish Granted, but the chance is 1/1,000,000

I wish my iPhone 3GS had a longer battery life