Corrupt-A-Wish

[Tax Fraud]

Wish Granted, but the chance is 1/1,000,000

I wish my iPhone 3GS had a longer battery life

Granted but the amount of extra battery it had caused a large amount of electric to run up your arm causing you to be paralyzed forever

I wish I knew how electricity works on the human body

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted. You are falsely convicted of a crime and sentenced to death. You are given the electric chair, and as you are executed, you suddenly understand exactly how electricity works on the human body.

I wish for a single tube of toothpaste. If I get anything more than just one tube of toothpaste I am going to be extremely angry.

 

[Egg]

Granted. You are falsely convicted of a crime and sentenced to death. You are given the electric chair, and as you are executed, you suddenly understand exactly how electricity works on the human body.

I wish for a single tube of toothpaste. If I get anything more than just one tube of toothpaste I am going to be extremely angry.

Granted but the tube of toothpaste is bigger than your house.
I wish all food and drink was banana peel flavoured.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but the tube of toothpaste is bigger than your house.
I wish all food and drink was banana peel flavoured.

Granted, but bananapeels can now be genetically modified to whatever flavor you want, except banana peel flavor.
I wish that isabele from animal crossing was my gf.

 

[Egg]

Granted, but bananapeels can now be genetically modified to whatever flavor you want, except banana peel flavor.
I wish that isabele from animal crossing was my gf.

Granted but she still isn't real.
I wish to spread an incurable virus which I am immune to that causes you to eat banana peels until you die.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but she still isn't real.
I wish to spread an incurable virus which I am immune to that causes you to eat banana peels until you die.

Granted, but the world doesn’t have enough banana peels to kill 7 billion humans, so when they are out of banana peels they eat eggs instead.

I wish I was a wolf.

 

[Egg]

Granted, but the world doesn’t have enough banana peels to kill 7 billion humans, so when they are out of banana peels they eat eggs instead.

I wish I was a wolf.

Granted but you're a statue of a wolf.
I wish all buildings were banana peels.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but they rott and become big piles of dirt.

I wish that my jump vert would be over 50 inch.

 

[Egg]

Granted but they rott and become big piles of dirt.

I wish that my jump vert would be over 50 inch.

Granted but when you land there will be a banana peel under your feet causing you to slip.
I wish the world was a banana peel.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but thanos snaps everything back to normal.

I wish I liked chocolate.

 

[Egg]

Granted but thanos snaps everything back to normal.

I wish I liked chocolate.

Granted but now you only like chocolate.
I too wish I liked chocolate.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but now you only like chocolate.
I too wish I liked chocolate.

Granted, you love chocolate but you despise eggs
I wish for a espresso

 

[Egg]

Granted, you love chocolate but you despise eggs
I wish for a espresso

Granted but it is banana peel flavored.
I wish I the universe was a banana peel.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but Big bang somehow gets created restoring everything to normal (?? idk about universe)

I wish I could live in thirdperson.

 

[Philip]

Granted but Big bang somehow gets created restoring everything to normal (?? idk about universe)

I wish I could live in thirdperson.

Granted. You now have a disassociate mental illness.

I wish that I ruled the world.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted. You now have a disassociate mental illness.

I wish that I ruled the world.

Granted but its only for a day before everyone complains to you about your problems and now you are overthrown because of the disarray caused by the warring community.

I wish Nintendo buffed Kirby into S tier

 

[Philip]

Granted but its only for a day before everyone complains to you about your problems and now you are overthrown because of the disarray caused by the warring community.

I wish Nintendo buffed Kirby into S tier

Wish granted. However, he becomes so overpowered, he gets banned in tournaments.

I wish that Kim Jong Un would have a redemption arc.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Wish granted. However, he becomes so overpowered, he gets banned in tournaments.

I wish that Kim Jong Un would have a redemption arc.

Granted but it was so cheesy and forced that everyone hates it and now the show and manga is discontinued

I wish I could mass freekill pedestrians like herald does

 

[Vick30]

Granted but you get called out and banned the one time you freekill.

I wish that I could twist the jailbreak rules however and whenever I want.

 

[Chanka]

Granted, but after a day of rule twisting and playing you get perma banned by every community there is.

I wish I could revert back time to any point I want so I could try and save a relationship and stop myself from doing a few big mistakes