Corrupt-A-Wish

[Tax Fraud]

Granted, but after a day of rule twisting and playing you get perma banned by every community there is.

I wish I could revert back time to any point I want so I could try and save a relationship and stop myself from doing a few big mistakes

Granted but it only makes a new parallel universe and doesn't affect the universe you live in at all.

I wish that Minecraft bot was added to the bot section in Blackwonder discord

 

[Vick30]

Granted but it is very bad programmed making the bot tonight's biggest loser

I wish that I could go back and pvp against my old self

 

[Philip]

Granted but it is very bad programmed making the bot tonight's biggest loser

I wish that I could go back and pvp against my old self

Granted. But you lose all the time.

I wish that I had the ability to repair anything.

 

[Egg]

Granted. But you lose all the time.

I wish that I had the ability to repair anything.

Granted but now when you see something broken you can't help but repair it.
I wish I could make banana peels appear in peoples pockets.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but now when you see something broken you can't help but repair it.
I wish I could make banana peels appear in peoples pockets.

Granted but its only your own pockets and now your pockets are extremely mushy and sticky all the time

I wish Egg ate an egg

 

[Vick30]

Granted but that's considered canabilism and egg gets sentenced to 286 years in prison.

I wish I could get Diamonds in minecraft.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but that's considered canabilism and egg gets sentenced to 286 years in prison.

I wish I could get Diamonds in minecraft.

Granted, but you get killed by a creeper before you get them.
I wish Kurt Cobain didn’t commit suicide.

 

[Philip]

Granted, but you get killed by a creeper before you get them.
I wish Kurt Cobain didn’t commit suicide.

Granted, but there is no more "Kurt Cobain's Microphone" jokes anymore.

I wish that Shaggy would be added in smash.

 

[normie]

I wish that Shaggy would be added in smash.

Granted but 100% of his power is now 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004%

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but 100% of his power is now 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004%

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted

Granted.
I wish that Isoroku Yamamoto didn’t die during WW2

 

[Taco's Cat]

Granted but your waifu fat as heck

I wish I took more interest in whatever I want

What you take interest in is extremely boring

I wish I could be good at TF2

 

[Vick30]

Granted but you're only good at meleeing.

I wish I was good at CSGO.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but you're only good at meleeing.

I wish I was good at CSGO.

Granted but you are only good on MLP roleplay community server maps.

I wish the Government would shut down so the IRS stops chasing me

 

[Veljko Ristic]

I wish i'm dead

 

[Hyped]

I wish the Government would shut down so the IRS stops chasing me

Granted but anarchy reigns across the earth and you are chased by the rest of humanity
I wish I didn't get toffee stuck in my teeth everytime I eat them

 

[Chanka]

Granted but anarchy reigns across the earth and you are chased by the rest of humanity
I wish I didn't get toffee stuck in my teeth everytime I eat them

Granted but now you don't have any teeth.

I wish I could go anywhere I want to by just thinking of the exact location.

 

[Philip]

Granted but now you don't have any teeth.

I wish I could go anywhere I want to by just thinking of the exact location.

You can't control it. Anything/anywhere you think of you will teleport to.

I wish I had a pickle.

 

[Tax Fraud]

You can't control it. Anything/anywhere you think of you will teleport to.

I wish I had a pickle.

Granted but the infamous Pickle Thief is visiting town right as you recieve your pickle and BAM. It’s already gone.

I wish I had 10 dollars so I could buy some tacos.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but Tacos now cost 11 dollars.

I wish I knew everything about everything and anything.

 

[Supreme Leader(3)]

Granted but you will abuse those knowledge.

I wish all my wishes will come true.