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Corrupt-A-Wish

Vick30

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I have no life and I found this on insta, let's see if this thread doesn't die like my other one lol.

So, I'll start: I wish I had Airpods.
 

Philip

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Granted, but you also live at the bottom of a harbor.
I wish I could punch things and have their limbs instantly explode like a F:NV gib.
Granted. But every time you blow something up, your hands will shatter and you will be forced to recover in a hospital.

I wish I could shapeshift into literally anything from any universe and retain their powers.
 

normie

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Granted. But every time you blow something up, your hands will shatter and you will be forced to recover in a hospital.

I wish I could shapeshift into literally anything from any universe and retain their powers.
Granted but you are only able to shapeshift into one thing and you'll stay that way forever.

I wish I had more MVM tickets.
 

Yelowchy

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Granted but you are only able to shapeshift into one thing and you'll stay that way forever.

I wish I had more MVM tickets.
Granted, But you have to play the actual MVM matches with Jim and Herald11

I wish I was immortal, and couldn’t die.
 

Wanka

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wish I was immortal, and couldn’t die.
Granted, but you will spend the your days chained within the core of the Sun until it inevitably dies, at which point you will float aimlessly throughout space until the universe begins to die. Everything will cease to exist in due time. Excluding you, the scientifically incomprehensible status you possess resulting in the universe never being able to truly collapse in on itself or die. Maybe the universe is reborn after the previous one perishes and maybe that's been the case for all time. But your selfish wish has thrown a wrench in the works permanently, and now those infinite possibilities will never come to fruition. With certainty, you would remain incapable of movement for all eternity and beyond. Bastard.
I wish anime gfs were real
 

Aegeus Dusk

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Granted, but you will spend the your days chained within the core of the Sun until it inevitably dies, at which point you will float aimlessly throughout space until the universe begins to die. Everything will cease to exist in due time. Excluding you, the scientifically incomprehensible status you possess resulting in the universe never being able to truly collapse in on itself or die. Maybe the universe is reborn after the previous one perishes and maybe that's been the case for all time. But your selfish wish has thrown a wrench in the works permanently, and now those infinite possibilities will never come to fruition. With certainty, you would remain incapable of movement for all eternity and beyond. Bastard.
I wish anime gfs were real
Granted, but all anime gfs are insanely clingy and will kill any other girl you interact with

I wish I had telekinesis
 

Philip

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Granted, but all anime gfs are insanely clingy and will kill any other girl you interact with

I wish I had telekinesis
Wish granted. However, your mom is killed by a dinosaur, your dad undergoes depression, and your brother gets kidnapped, brainwashed and turned into an evil cyborg who wants to destroy the world.

I wish that Sans the skeleton existed irl
 

Cammy

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I wish I sleep for 5 hours nightly and still function normally when I wake up, as opposed to feeling like complete shit and being dizzy for the first hour of the day.
 
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