Corrupt-A-Wish

[Chris TCC]

He is terrible at sniper now, but he's a god at every other class. You can't snipe, backstab or airshot him.

I wish I had a gamer PC, not my crappy notebook

Granted, but your gamer pc breaks down after 1 week of usage.

I wish I had a more powerful pc instead of my craptop

 

[Derpsalot blw.tf]

He is terrible at sniper now, but he's a god at every other class. You can't snipe, backstab or airshot him.

I wish I had a gamer PC, not my crappy notebook

granted but it crashes every 30 minutes

I wish to get an obama dodecahedron

 

[koi_boy]

You became obamium, used for science tests.

I wish I lived in America

 

[Chris TCC]

You became obamium, used for science tests.

I wish I lived in America

granted, you now live in a slum in mexico with no internet and no money.

I wish that I had good ideas.

 

[Nova.]

granted, you now live in a slum in mexico with no internet and no money.

I wish that I had good ideas.

Granted, but someone else takes the idea before you can use it.

I wish people actually saw me as a woman.

 

[Derpsalot blw.tf]

Granted, but someone else takes the idea before you can use it.

I wish people actually saw me as a woman.

granted, but if it breathes its a thot

I wish for more kamikaze attacks in planetside 2

 

[Nova.]

granted, but if it breathes its a thot

I wish for more kamikaze attacks in planetside 2

Granted, but you're one of the kamikaze attackers.

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

Granted, but you're one of the kamikaze attackers.

Granted, but nothing happens because you didn't even wish anything.
I wish to have a decent usable internet connection where i also could be able to use it for a reasonable amount of hours per day.

 

[Chris TCC]

Granted, but nothing happens because you didn't even wish anything.
I wish to have a decent usable internet connection where i also could be able to use it for a reasonable amount of hours per day.

Granted, but all your electronics in a 50KM radius breaks due to a solar flare. You have to pay tens of thousands to get everything replaced.

I wish I weren't so st00pid.

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

Granted, but all your electronics in a 50KM radius breaks due to a solar flare. You have to pay tens of thousands to get everything replaced.

I wish I weren't so st00pid.

Granted, you're not stupid now, you're retarded.
I wish i could wish a wish

 

[Nova.]

Granted, you're not stupid now, you're retarded.
I wish i could wish a wish

Granted, but your wish comes true for someone else.

I wish I was mod for AusJB

 

[10000 Cold Knights]

Granted, but then the role is retired and you're demoted along with the other mods after just 1 day.
I wish VPN's either ceased to exist or are internationally outlawed, corruptor's choice.

 

[Nova.]

Granted, but then the role is retired and you're demoted along with the other mods after just 1 day.
I wish VPN's either ceased to exist or are internationally outlawed, corruptor's choice.

Granted, but someone re-makes VPNs under a new name.

I wish water was wet.

 

[Chris TCC]

Granted, but someone re-makes VPNs under a new name.

I wish water was wet.

Granted, nothing happens with the water, but everything else is wet all the time too. you can never find anything dry anymore.

I wish people would quote the previous post here before writing their addition

 

[10000 Cold Knights]

Granted, nothing happens with the water, but everything else is wet all the time too. you can never find anything dry anymore.

I wish people would stop being lazy and actually abide by the rules of the forum game

Granted, but history was changed.

I wish for the Heavy Update.

 

[Console |]

Granted, but history was changed.

I wish for the Heavy Update.

Granted, but the Pootis Pow lethal taunt is removed with it.

I wish I could go get a haircut

 

[Nova.]

Granted, but the Pootis Pow lethal taunt is removed with it.

I wish I could go get a haircut

Granted, but only a millimetre is taken off.

I wish I was good at tf2.

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

Granted, but only a millimetre is taken off.

I wish I was good at tf2.

Granted, but everyone is now better than you, making your skill levels irrelevant again.
I wish i could main demo (fuck other classes)

 

[Aba]

granted, but you miss every pipe and enemies destroy every stickybomb you place

I wish people on orange don't get angry from being shot with a revolver across the map

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

granted, but you miss every pipe and enemies destroy every stickybomb you place

I wish people on orange don't get angry from being shot with a revolver across the map

Granted, they now get angry after anything else happens (So technically nothing changes)
I wish i knew how to mod Terraria and could apply the said knowledge in mods i could do (No need to other people or myself be able to play it, just them existing would make me a happy boy)