Corrupt-A-Wish

[Blizz]

Granted, but you became so intelligent that everybody asks you a question 24/7 as if you're Google.

I wanna be rich.

Granted. You become so rich that you evade taxes for several years and become the IRS and FBI's most wanted.

I wish for legal recreational marijuana in all 50 states

 

[Chris TCC]

Granted. You become so rich that you evade taxes for several years and become the IRS and FBI's most wanted.

I wish for legal recreational marijuana in all 50 states

Granted, it's now legal for a few weeks to celebrate a special occasion. The death penalty gets introduced for posession of any other drug, and for illegal possession of marijuana without a permit.

I wish I could clear the reports from the reports section
(It's time to necro this thread after a month bois)

 

[Corrin]

Granted, it's now legal for a few weeks to celebrate a special occasion. The death penalty gets introduced for posession of any other drug, and for illegal possession of marijuana without a permit.

I wish I could clear the reports from the reports section
(It's time to necro this thread after a month bois)

Granted, the reports will be handled along with other staff to help you.



But in exchange, your soul will be transported into another body in another world and are the weakest being, a slime, basically you get Isekai'd, like Light Novel/Web Novel, Manga or Anime.

Edit: Wait crap, I forgot to wish for something, well here I go:

I wish to be a dragon girl and revert back to human at any time *basically I want to be Corrin*

 

[Chris TCC]

Granted, the reports will be handled along with other staff to help you.



But in exchange, your soul will be transported into another body in another world and are the weakest being, a slime, basically you get Isekai'd, like Light Novel/Web Novel, Manga or Anime.

I wish people would follow the rules, and not just corrupt them without wishing anything else

 

[Warrak]

I wish people would follow the rules, and not just corrupt them without wishing anything else

Granted, you dab and break your neck in the process.
I wish same.

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

I wish same.

Granted, you dab and break your neck in the process.
I wish for a Pro Stand

 

[Warrak]

Granted, you dab and break your neck in the process.
I wish for a Pro Stand

Grant. ok

I wish for 21251166

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

I wish for 21251166

Wish granted, but 25313392
I wish all iPhones stopped existing

 

[Chris TCC]

Wish granted, but 25313392
I wish all iPhones stopped existing

Granted, but a crappy knock-off starts gaining popularity and overtakes apple's sales and reputation.

I wish... grades are beter?

 

[Pkay]

Granted, but they increased because you were cheating, so neither are you smarter or did you gain any new knowledge.

I wish that I could perform alchemy.

 

[Chris TCC]

Granted, but they increased because you were cheating, so neither are you smarter or did you gain any new knowledge.

I wish that I could perform alchemy.

Granted, you can now play little alchemy 2 (game on the play store)

I wish Mr Benedevil grants my wish (that I specifically asked him)
(oh btw I did get good grades just now so... yay?

 

[Taco's Cat]

Granted, you can now play little alchemy 2 (game on the play store)

I wish Mr Benedevil grants my wish (that I specifically asked him)
(oh btw I did get good grades just now so... yay?

Granted, but there is no answer and its not even Bene

I wish that Hulk didn't reverse the snap.

 

[Sonny]

Granted, but he just fast forwards it so fast it creates a singularity so dense all life we have come to know vanishes

I wish

 

[10000 Cold Knights]

Granted, but he just fast forwards it so fast it creates a singularity so dense all life we have come to know vanishes

I wish

Granted, but you already wished for that so nothing happens.
I wish for nothing to be permanent, death, life, everything, nothing, being all becoming temporary conditions. Nothing could go wrong with that, right? ;p

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted, but you already wished for that so nothing happens.
I wish for nothing to be permanent, death, life, everything, nothing, being all becoming temporary conditions. Nothing could go wrong with that, right? ;p

Granted but your wish is only temporary and nothing happens.

I wish that my hands were made of jello

 

[Sonny]

Granted but your wish is only temporary and nothing happens.

I wish that my hands were made of jello

granted you have now been diagnosed with Adhd

I wish even more

 

[Peter]

granted you have now been diagnosed with Adhd

I wish even more

Granted, you can no longer stop wising and it effects everyday tasks.

I wish that Abbadong would stop fishing all the time.

 

[skibur]

Granted, but now I'm your new rival. Fite me.

I wish the person below me get what he/she wish for. (good luck on that!)

 

[Chris TCC]

I wish the person below me get what he/she wish for. (good luck on that!)

Granted, but as usual, there are strings attached.

I wish this thread would be active again

 

[Lox]

Granted, but as usual, there are strings attached.

I wish this thread would be active again

Granted, the thread runs away from you in order to get active and you cannot catch it. This is your last post on the thread.

I wish I had a better ping on AUS servers.