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Egg

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Granted but now your keyboard and mouse are broken.

I wish the Xbox one didn't suck.
Granted but you can only play Minecraft: Story mode
I wish that people would sneeze out whole, intact banana peels.
 

VickVEVO

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Granted but the banana peel are the size of atoms so you cannot see them.

I wish that I could determine if there was life outside earth and find info about them too.
 

Egg

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Granted but the banana peel are the size of atoms so you cannot see them.

I wish that I could determine if there was life outside earth and find info about them too.
Granted but what you find is incredibly boring to study.
I wish
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would appear every time people think of swimming.
 

Philip

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Granted but now your fingers get banana goo on them when you type stuff.

I wish I could brain scoop the part of Egg's brain that knows that bananas exist
Wish granted. You forgot about banana PEELS FOOL.

I wish that the Pokemon TV show had a harem romance subplot.
 

Egg

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Wish granted. You forgot about banana PEELS FOOL.

I wish that the Pokemon TV show had a harem romance subplot.
Granted but it's between the Pokemon.
I wish all human's legs were banana peels.
 

VickVEVO

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Granted but new-born babies have normal legs making banana peel legs go extinct within one generation.

I wish that I could slow time down to whatever speed I want.
 

Egg

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Granted but new-born babies have normal legs making banana peel legs go extinct within one generation.

I wish that I could slow time down to whatever speed I want.
Granted but you slow down with it.
I wish all existing ice cream and all ice cream that will ever be made was banana peel flavored.
 

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