What is the funniest thing you have run into on Jailbreak?

[Derpachu]

Warden forgot how to math. Jeopardy question:
what's 5-6+9. Guy answered 9. Warden followed his request to kill the last remaining red.
Warden called everyone dumb because you apparently add before subtracting???

@Pan Pan

 

[Tax Fraud]

>End of the round
>The guy runs into the creeper and says, “Creeper?”
> 4 people simultaneously say, “Aw man”
> Everyone laughs their ass off

 

[CrowLoco]

It's a massive tie between kids getting on, never having played before, then complaining when they get killed for not listening to orders/dying in general and being unable to respawn (usually followed by "wtf this game sucks" and disconnecting) and, about a year ago on an old server, this b-hop god somehow managed to evade four guards and backstab them all within the space of approximately a minute. It was beautiful. Turned out the guy was cheating but... Funny while it lasted I guess?

 

[Sakuya]

@Broken

 

[....]

bout' to arrow this booty

 

[normie]

someone getting vacced on a jb server

 

[Tax Fraud]

someone getting vacced on a jb server

@Shocking Isnt It

 

[normie]

@Shocking Isnt It

Someone else and they actually got vacced