Warden forgot how to math. Jeopardy question:
what's 5-6+9. Guy answered 9. Warden followed his request to kill the last remaining red.
Warden called everyone dumb because you apparently add before subtracting???
It's a massive tie between kids getting on, never having played before, then complaining when they get killed for not listening to orders/dying in general and being unable to respawn (usually followed by "wtf this game sucks" and disconnecting) and, about a year ago on an old server, this b-hop god somehow managed to evade four guards and backstab them all within the space of approximately a minute. It was beautiful. Turned out the guy was cheating but... Funny while it lasted I guess?