TF2 Weapon in Real Life?

[Philip]

If you had any TF2 weapon in real life, what would it be?

For me, it would be the Eureka Effect

 

[tomato.kitty.tf]

Sandwich.

I'm hungry.

 

[Philip]

Sandwich.

I'm hungry.

*Recharges
*Eats again
*Recharges
*Eats again

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Medigun

Think of all the paper cuts you could instantly heal

 

[Vick30]

The Three rune blade, reason? Im a fooken Emo.

 

[Melectrome]

Does the grappling hook count?
If no, then...
The Eureka effect
I could friccin teleport
Golden wrench. I'm an engie main and

 

[Wanka]

Shotgun. It's a weapon so unique to Team Fortress 2 :barefoot:

 

[hey ya]

I'm hungry.

Aren't you always? And why not the dalokah bar then for some free chocolate?

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Either the sandvich or the quick fix

 

[Philip]

Medigun

Think of all the paper cuts you could instantly heal

Wait... Since it allows for rapid cell regrowth... IMMORTALITY

 

[Philip]

Does the grappling hook count?
If no, then...
The Eureka effect
I could friccin teleport
Golden wrench. I'm an engie main and

Murder your enemies and turn them into gold. Get rich quick!

 

[Philip]

Shotgun. It's a weapon so unique to Team Fortress 2 :barefoot:

*Realizes that there are shotguns in real life

 

[Josh_]

How is this a question?
Spy invisibility watch for sure!

 

[Philip]

How is this a question?
Spy invisibility watch for sure!

What to do with invisibility...

Uhhh...
Criminal acts

 

[Melectrome]

I CHANGED MY MIND
CLOAK AND DAGGER

Just like invis watch, but you can be invis for pretty much forever.

 

[Philip]

I CHANGED MY MIND
CLOAK AND DAGGER

Just like invis watch, but you can be invis for pretty much forever.

AMEN.

 

[Flynt]

Dead ringer, for obvious reasons

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Dead ringer, for obvious reasons

Imagine getting in some form of accident and seeing your own mangled corpse



Multiple times

 

[Philip]

Imagine getting in some form of accident and seeing your own mangled corpse



Multiple times

Sell those corpses for HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS

 

[Doctor Hexmask]

Cloak and Dagger for life