Super power counter thread thing

[Alex.bsp]

You'll eventually will have to see the universe end right front of you. You won't die...you'll just be erased...

teleportation.

 

[Frootz]

no control on where you end up


ability to breath underwater

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

no control on where you end up


ability to breath underwater

You forget how to swim and lose any buoyancy you have



The ability to win a gold medal at the olympics

 

[Vick30]

The ability to win a gold medal at the olympics

No one cares.

Be the fastest typer in the world.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

No one cares.

Be the fastest typer in the world.

You can type really fast. But its really hard to type the right letter.



The ability to have a good laptop (i am in need of this)

 

[Frootz]

You cant play games on your good laptop


ability to become likeable

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

You get socialphobia.


You're immune to all diseases

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

You are a carrier of all diseases, and everybody you come into contact with gets sick.

The power to not have that feeling like you will sneeze even when you aren't going to

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

You are a carrier of all diseases, and everybody you come into contact with gets sick.

The power to not have that feeling like you will sneeze even when you aren't going to

Everytime you sneeze, you get the feeling you're going to vomit.



The ability to overclock your PC without melting the hardware.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Somehow, you manage to melt the software.

The power to know exactly what time it is at any given point in the day

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Somehow, you manage to melt the software.

The power to know exactly what time it is at any given point in the day

It is constantly either 5:45 or 5:46 P.M.

The ability to have all foods taste how you want them to taste.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Your tastebuds dissapear.



The ability to create Half-Life 3

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

It's actually Duke Nukem Forever 2

The ability to give Duke Nukem back to Id software

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

ID Software disbands and no'one can sell the game anymore


The ability to replace all game engines with Source. (I want to rocket jump in Overwatch k?)

 

[Frootz]

The source engine is the worst game engine


ability to delet overwatch

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Overwatch is replaced with an Oprah Winfrey game, which is equally as popular.

Ability to have the ability to be a little bit less redundant

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Overwatch is replaced with an Oprah Winfrey game, which is equally as popular.

Ability to have the ability to be a little bit less redundant

It is only by 1.3%

The ability to kill whoever you want without actually touching them.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

It is only by 1.3%

The ability to kill whoever you want without actually touching them.

For every person you kill. The TF2 team loses 1 employee.


The ability to have a really thick skull.

 

[Deleted member 2120]

For every person you kill. The TF2 team loses 1 employee.


The ability to have a really thick skull.

Your head is 12x its normal size and your neck will break.

The ability to hear people's thoughts.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

After everyday you have to vomit because of the things you heard.


The ability to projectile vomit at will.