Super power counter thread thing

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Bulimia is a real problem and you should seek help immediately.

The power to diagnose real problems

 

[General Zimmer]

Bulimia is a real problem and you should seek help immediately.

The power to diagnose real problems

solving a problem makes problems

Have no need for food or water. And still act like a human.

 

[Jim]

Why is this thread still a thing

 

[General Zimmer]

Why is this thread still a thing

I'm surprised as well XD

 

[Jiggly]

Have no need for food or water. And still act like a human.

All other living beings do not require food and water either, thus clogging and eventually crashing multiple important circulations.

Ability to delete unnecessary posts.

 

[Deleted member 2120]

All other living beings do not require food and water either, thus clogging and eventually crashing multiple important circulations.

Ability to delete unnecessary posts.

For every post you delete 2 more spring up.

The ability to always make good financial decisions

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Everybody will always ask for money, and you'll always look like a jerk when you turn them down.

The ability to eat 13 jumbo pretzels at once without choking

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Everybody will always ask for money, and you'll always look like a jerk when you turn them down.

The ability to eat 13 jumbo pretzels at once without choking

You will die from the sheer amount of salt coating them

The ability to use a supersonic screech.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Your vocal cords will wear out after 1 screech, making you unable to speak.


The ability to make 100 alternate youtube accounts in 1 minute.

 

[General Zimmer]

Your vocal cords will wear out after 1 screech, making you unable to speak.


The ability to make 100 alternate youtube accounts in 1 minute.

You can't use the internet and your pc for 12 days after use.

(The power to) Live a happy life.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

You can't use the internet and your pc for 12 days after use.

(The power to) Live a happy life.

You live a happy life in my great great great great great great great great great great great great (ok this is getting stupid) Great x42 grandma's standards, which means living in a cave and hunting for your food. (She kinda reminds me of my great great great great [REDACTED])


The ability to cure brain cancer. (Let us pray for my grandma)

 

[Frootz]

when you cure brain cancer someone else gets it


ability to control someones mind

 

[Deleted member 2120]

when you cure brain cancer someone else gets it


ability to control someones mind

When you control their mind any action that you make them do happens to you as well (like making them run, when they run to something you will run to it as well)

The ability to make the best fighter jet the world has ever seen

 

[ana.]

When you control their mind any action that you make them do happens to you as well (like making them run, when they run to something you will run to it as well)

The ability to make the best fighter jet the world has ever seen

No one knows it exists/no one can use it.

Ability to speak any language that currently exists

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Your first language will no longer exist

The ability to to take 2 naps at once to wake up extra refreshed

 

[Lightion]

You have insomnia

You're super smart.

 

[ana.]

You have insomnia

You're super smart.

You become deaf, mute, and blind.

You can change your appearance as to how you want it.