Super power counter thread thing

[Overkill]

Every time you turn, you lose some humanity.

You can learn to speak any language just by hearing it once.

 

[Dell]

You cant control which language you are speaking. You speak in one of the languages you learned at random.

The ability to turn things into liquid.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

The liquid turns back into solid when you stop looking at it.


The power to put Kim Jong "OOF" Un on a diet.

"Being the only fat guy in your class is harsh.

But being the only fat guy in a country? Oof..."
The internet

 

[Frootz]

you end up under the rule of his dictatorship

the ability to make america great again

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

the ability to make america great again

Everyone will hate you.


Invent a new LR for Jailbreak

 

[Osome Oli]

The LR permabans you when it is chosen.

Nerf the phlog.

 

[Frootz]

the reserve shooter is buffed


ability to make amazing art in a short amount of time

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

the reserve shooter is buffed


ability to make amazing art in a short amount of time

The art wont be recognized until 300 years after you die.


(Van Goch? Anyone?)

The ability to make new lifeforms

 

[frankie]

You can only change when you fuck the animal

You can shoot an arrow with pinpoint accuracy across a mile

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Your muscles become too weak to pick up a bow


The ability to make the gibus worth 100$.

 

[Frootz]

all gibuses can never be tradeable



Ability to never be vac banned

 

[Vick30]

all gibuses can never be tradeable



Ability to never be vac banned

Your name will be famous and you will get a really bad reputation among the steam community.

Have a sexy voice.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

You talk in a volume that humans can't hear. (Elephants might find you attractive though)


Ability to not suck at market gardening

 

[Jiggly]

Ability to not suck at market gardening

The item servers are down.

Ability to eat stones and poop gold.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Your anus gets 1000x smaller



The ability to rip off your arm and reattach it

 

[Max Bladeswell]

Your anus gets 1000x smaller



The ability to rip off your arm and reattach it

You will eventually die from excessive blood loss

The ability to cast magic

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

You will eventually die from excessive blood loss

The ability to cast magic

Everytime you use magic, you burn a random part of your body. (3rd degree burn)

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Ability to be like Mr. Rodgers

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

You die, just like Mr. Rogers.

The ability to bring Mr. Rogers back to life.

 

[Flynt]

Mr.Rogers will be a zombie that only wants to eat you.

The ability to survive death.