INTRODUCTION:
Hello everyone! You may know me as that one guy who consistently shitposts on the forums and somehow still has mod. I have previously written on these forums to callout many notable figures such as sera and oak (Herzog). You may be wondering "What callout post is about this time?" Well, you see, this isn't going to be a callout post, but my announcement that I am running for president of blackwonder! That's right! Yours truly running to be the president of this great community! Wanna know why you should vote for me? Well, that's simple! Let me lay out the deets.
MY TAX POLICY:
Now, many of you might be thinking "crikey, you couldn't make a callout post on 10k because you couldn't understand tax laws, how the hell can we expect you to make a coherent tax policy???" WELL, THAT IS JUST THE THING! There will be no tax policy. That's right! I am abolishing all taxes, so everyone can keep their $2USD a month for donator access on the servers. Now, I can understand how some of you may be concerned about the loss of revenue this could cause, however, I have a solution for that. Do you know how we have over 200 servers and how some of them don't get players? Well if I get elected president of blackwonder, I will shut down all those dead servers and use the newly free server space to set up a bitcoin mining scheme. You heard me, instead of wasting computing power and storage on dead servers, we will replace them with bitcoin mining, so blackwonder can afford to drop the $2 tax.
MY VISION FOR BLACKWONDER:
I have a dream, that one day, blackwonder will be seen as a world super-power as part of the UN. But how could blackwonder, a tf2 community, ever hope to achieve this? Well, I have a plan for this, a quite simple plan that has a 100% chance of succeeding! Here it is:
1. I WILL GET ALL ADMINS, FURRIES AND WEEBS DEMOTED FROM THE STAFF TEAM (any admin I liked in those categories may be given the mercy of becoming a train or moderator)
2. I WILL SET IT UP SO INSTEAD OF CHEATERS BEING BANNED, THEY WILL ALL AUTOMATICALLY BE REDIRECTED TO BRAZILIAN SERVERS (the Brazilian servers are already a lost cause, won't make much of a difference there)
3. FROM THE BITCOIN MINING SCHEME THAT I ANNOUNCED EARLIER, WE WILL START A COUNTERFEITING OPERATION TO PRINT US DOLLARS
4. WE WILL THEN USE THE MONEY TO HIRE A SMALL ARMY, WHICH WILL BE USED TO TAKE OUR OWN LAND AND BECOME A COUNTRY
5. WE WILL JOIN THE UN SINCE WE ARE NOW A COUNTRY
6. WE WILL THEN "CONVINCE" THE UN TO MAKE US INCHARGE OF WORLD AFFAIRS AND LAW
7. WE WILL HAVE TOTAL CONTROL
8. WE WILL FORCE EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH TO PLAY ON BLACKWONDER FOR ATLEAST 1 HOUR A DAY!
and that's only for my first term
IF YOU ELECT ME FOR A SECOND TERM:
9. WE WILL ACCELERATE THE SPACE PROGRAM
10. WE WILL CONTACT OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE
11. WE WILL FORM A GALACTIC EMPIRE AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF BLACKWONDER TO ALL THE ALIENS
12. WE WILL FORCE THEM TO PLAY BLACKWONDER
CONCLUSION:
I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW I CAN MAKE BLACKWONDER GREAT AGAIN! WE CAN BE A GALACTIC SUPERPOWER BRINGING ALL THE ALIENS TO THEIR KNEES AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY BLACKWONDER, WE WILL RISE ABOVE, WE WILL BE GODS! THAT IS WHY YOU MUST VOTE FOR ME, AS I WILL ELIMINATE TAXES AND BRING US TO THE GALACTIC STAGE!!!
Hello everyone! You may know me as that one guy who consistently shitposts on the forums and somehow still has mod. I have previously written on these forums to callout many notable figures such as sera and oak (Herzog). You may be wondering "What callout post is about this time?" Well, you see, this isn't going to be a callout post, but my announcement that I am running for president of blackwonder! That's right! Yours truly running to be the president of this great community! Wanna know why you should vote for me? Well, that's simple! Let me lay out the deets.
MY TAX POLICY:
Now, many of you might be thinking "crikey, you couldn't make a callout post on 10k because you couldn't understand tax laws, how the hell can we expect you to make a coherent tax policy???" WELL, THAT IS JUST THE THING! There will be no tax policy. That's right! I am abolishing all taxes, so everyone can keep their $2USD a month for donator access on the servers. Now, I can understand how some of you may be concerned about the loss of revenue this could cause, however, I have a solution for that. Do you know how we have over 200 servers and how some of them don't get players? Well if I get elected president of blackwonder, I will shut down all those dead servers and use the newly free server space to set up a bitcoin mining scheme. You heard me, instead of wasting computing power and storage on dead servers, we will replace them with bitcoin mining, so blackwonder can afford to drop the $2 tax.
MY VISION FOR BLACKWONDER:
I have a dream, that one day, blackwonder will be seen as a world super-power as part of the UN. But how could blackwonder, a tf2 community, ever hope to achieve this? Well, I have a plan for this, a quite simple plan that has a 100% chance of succeeding! Here it is:
1. I WILL GET ALL ADMINS, FURRIES AND WEEBS DEMOTED FROM THE STAFF TEAM (any admin I liked in those categories may be given the mercy of becoming a train or moderator)
2. I WILL SET IT UP SO INSTEAD OF CHEATERS BEING BANNED, THEY WILL ALL AUTOMATICALLY BE REDIRECTED TO BRAZILIAN SERVERS (the Brazilian servers are already a lost cause, won't make much of a difference there)
3. FROM THE BITCOIN MINING SCHEME THAT I ANNOUNCED EARLIER, WE WILL START A COUNTERFEITING OPERATION TO PRINT US DOLLARS
4. WE WILL THEN USE THE MONEY TO HIRE A SMALL ARMY, WHICH WILL BE USED TO TAKE OUR OWN LAND AND BECOME A COUNTRY
5. WE WILL JOIN THE UN SINCE WE ARE NOW A COUNTRY
6. WE WILL THEN "CONVINCE" THE UN TO MAKE US INCHARGE OF WORLD AFFAIRS AND LAW
7. WE WILL HAVE TOTAL CONTROL
8. WE WILL FORCE EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH TO PLAY ON BLACKWONDER FOR ATLEAST 1 HOUR A DAY!
and that's only for my first term
IF YOU ELECT ME FOR A SECOND TERM:
9. WE WILL ACCELERATE THE SPACE PROGRAM
10. WE WILL CONTACT OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE
11. WE WILL FORM A GALACTIC EMPIRE AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF BLACKWONDER TO ALL THE ALIENS
12. WE WILL FORCE THEM TO PLAY BLACKWONDER
CONCLUSION:
I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW I CAN MAKE BLACKWONDER GREAT AGAIN! WE CAN BE A GALACTIC SUPERPOWER BRINGING ALL THE ALIENS TO THEIR KNEES AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY BLACKWONDER, WE WILL RISE ABOVE, WE WILL BE GODS! THAT IS WHY YOU MUST VOTE FOR ME, AS I WILL ELIMINATE TAXES AND BRING US TO THE GALACTIC STAGE!!!