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Tax Fraud

The Monkey King
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Granted but it turns into solid rock whenever you touch it.

I wish I got my dream tattoos.

Granted but you think of better tattoos and now you don’t have anymore room.

I wish I knew how to socialize
 

Tax Fraud

The Monkey King
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Granted, but the education you receive is garbage and a waste of time. Not unlike college right now, actually.

I wish people would stop using black text. Really makes it difficult to read with the website style set as "Pad."
Granted but now actually everyone uses bright pink text making it even more difficult to read.

I wish my computer would stop being stupid
 

Yelowchy

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Granted but now actually everyone uses bright pink text making it even more difficult to read.

I wish my computer would stop being stupid
Granted, your computer is now as smart as skynet. Your computer has initiated a global nuclear exchange, god help us all.
I wish that I could smoke, without damaging my health.
 

Shadow Mario | blw.tf

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Granted but it was printed and therefore made out of paper.
I wish for the power to make someone eat a banana peel and they can't do anything about it.
I can still cut myself with paper and get a stand though
Granted, but it is actually delicious and you're unable to eat something other than banana peels too.
I wish i had a 3D female beautiful cool nice cute straight girlfriend, no homo.
 

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