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Steve Harvey Oswald · Jan 29, 2019

Granted, she is not a homosapien.

I wish all college textbooks were online for free

Yelowchy · Jan 29, 2019

Steve Harvey Oswald said:
Granted, she is not a homosapien.

I wish all college textbooks were online for free

Granted, but they are written in Japanese.
I wish Stefan Karl (Robbie rotten actor) didn’t die of cancer

Egg · Jan 29, 2019

Yelowchy said:
Granted, but they are written in Japanese.
I wish Stefan Karl (Robbie rotten actor) didn’t die of cancer

Granted but instead he died in a car crash.
I wish I could make banana peels appear whenever I wanted to.

Yelowchy · Jan 29, 2019

Egg said:
Granted but instead he died in a car crash.
I wish I could make banana peels appear whenever I wanted to.

Granted, but you can only make them appear under your feet
I wish for pickled carrots

Steve Harvey Oswald · Jan 29, 2019

Granted. They are carrots covered in an excessive amount of vinegar, to the point where you physically can't eat them.

I wish Bakugan would make some kind of comeback. Those were the best, dude.

Egg · Jan 29, 2019

Steve Harvey Oswald said:
Granted. They are carrots covered in an excessive amount of vinegar, to the point where you physically can't eat them.

I wish Bakugan would make some kind of comeback. Those were the best, dude.

Granted but they're not like you remember them and that ruins it for you.
I wish I could have the power to turn anyone into a banana peel.

Yelowchy · Jan 29, 2019

Egg said:
Granted but they're not like you remember them and that ruins it for you.
I wish I could have the power to turn anyone into a banana peel.

Granted, but you have to use the power on somebody close to you once a month.
I wish for pickled eggs.

Egg · Jan 29, 2019

Yelowchy said:
Granted, but you have to use the power on somebody close to you once a month.
I wish for pickled eggs.

Granted but it turns out you are allergic.
I wish that Yelowchy was a banana peel.

Vick30 · Jan 29, 2019

Granted but you'll never see yelowchy as he is thrown in the trash by humans thinkin it's just another banana peel.

I wish I could fly

Shadow Mario | blw.tf · Jan 29, 2019

Granted, but you can't go over 1cm of the ground.

I wish i had Donor for unlimited time on Blackwonder for free, with access to everything a donor normally have and able to use its commands, being able to play TF2 and able to play in Blackwonder servers without being banned. Debunk this haha

Philip · Jan 29, 2019

Shadow Mario | blw.tf said:
Granted, but you can't go over 1cm of the ground.

I wish i had Donor for unlimited time on Blackwonder for free, with access to everything a donor normally have and able to use its commands, being able to play TF2 and able to play in Blackwonder servers without being banned. Debunk this haha

Wish granted. However, you get perma-muted, perma-gagged, forum banned, and discord banned.

I wish I had a dog.

Shadow Mario | blw.tf · Jan 29, 2019

Philip said:
I wish I had a dog.

Granted, your dog is named Danny:

I wish all insects be gone for ever.

Tax Fraud · Jan 30, 2019

Shadow Mario | blw.tf said:
Granted, your dog is named Danny:

I wish all insects be gone for ever.

Granted but now our ecosystem took a hard left turn and the food chain is in complete disarray. Thousands of species no longer have an adequate source of food and the animals that die are no longer eaten so they just sit there and rot. Gross

I wish that I had Dio's Stand

Steve Harvey Oswald · Jan 30, 2019

Granted, you now stand like metal legend, Ronnie James Dio.

I wish when people were talking about Dio, they meant Ronnie James Dio.

Yelowchy · Jan 30, 2019

Steve Harvey Oswald said:
Granted, you now stand like metal legend, Ronnie James Dio.

I wish when people were talking about Dio, they meant Ronnie James Dio.

Granted, but Ronnie James Dio, gets his blood sucked by a vampire, develops a stand, colors his hair blond, and starts talking japanese.
I wish that Louisiana got nuked.

Vick30 · Jan 30, 2019

Granted but the nuke malfuctions resulting in the nuke not exploding.

I wish that I could breathe under water.

Egg · Jan 30, 2019

VickVEVO said:
Granted but the nuke malfuctions resulting in the nuke not exploding.

I wish that I could breathe under water.

Granted but now you can't breathe in air.
I wish I could be a firebender.

Vick30 · Jan 30, 2019

Granted but as soon as you use your fire everything will explode.

I wish that there was something that was more meaningful than this quote "I see flames and I run" Egg 2019

Tax Fraud · Jan 30, 2019

VickVEVO said:
Granted but as soon as you use your fire everything will explode.

I wish that there was something that was more meaningful than this quote "I see flames and I run" Egg 2019

Granted but now English teachers across America force students to analyze a quote by a TF2 community server admin

I wish “I had a chance to change my fate” in a thick Scottish accent

Shocking Isnt It · Jan 31, 2019

Tax Fraud said:
Granted but now English teachers across America force students to analyze a quote by a TF2 community server admin

I wish “I had a chance to change my fate” in a thick Scottish accent

Wish Granted, but the chance is 1/1,000,000

I wish my iPhone 3GS had a longer battery life

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