Super power counter thread thing

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Any shock will be the equivelant of a lightning strike


The ability to erase garfield from existance

What's perfect bar?


The ability to make @Vick age 1.1112 times faster.

He still lives a normal lifespan in years, he's just slightly older.

The power to summon Garfield where I may be whenever I may want it

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

You lose the ability to download images or copy and paste them.


The ability to build the brazillian wall.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

You lose the ability to download images or copy and paste them.


The ability to build the brazillian wall.

Nobody can come to Brasil and everybody in Brazil becomes extremely bored

The power to be warm whenever I want to be

 

[Shino]

What's perfect bar?


The ability to make @Vick age 1.1112 times faster.

He gets shorter by 1cm every time he ages.

You attract all of the men/women.

 

[Max Bladeswell]

What's perfect bar?

Bar, as in place where most of people get drunk (and poor)

You attract all of the men/women.

All they can say is "I have boy/girlfriend

The power to unbox unusual

 

[Wanka]

The power to unbox unusual

They're always Massed Flies combined with shit-tier hats.

The ability to destroy anything with a cold stare.

 

[Shino]

They're always Massed Flies combined with shit-tier hats.

The ability to destroy anything with a cold stare.

You can even destroy relationships & people. This ends up ruining everything.

Amazing game sense.

 

[Philip]

You can even destroy relationships & people. This ends up ruining everything.

Amazing game sense.

"OMG BAN HIM! WALLHACKS!"

The ability to duplicate anything

 

[Frootz]

What? no thing to counter? Frootz Y u so lazy.
I guess i'll start another chain.

The ability to shock Overkill at will.

Not "lazy" being funny man ecccs DD

vick is immortal

ability to be productive

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Not "lazy" being funny man ecccs DD

vick is immortal

ability to be productive

Your are productive at sitting around all day.

The ability to create whatever you want whenever you want

 

[Stud]

Whatever you create will try to eat you.


Bullet proof.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Whatever you create will try to eat you.


Bullet proof.

Bullet proof, not blunt proof.



The ability to take down "Gangnam style" from Youtube

 

[Jiggly]

For every "Gangnam style" video you take down another Durv, Overwatch loot unboxing and 1000 Degree knife challenge appear.

Ability to freely control any matter, causing you to be able to create anything you want.

 

[Deleted member 2120]

For every "Gangnam style" video you take down another Durv, Overwatch loot unboxing and 1000 Degree knife challenge appear.

Ability to freely control any matter, causing you to be able to create anything you want.

It works in the exact opposite way you would want it too.

The ability to be the best tap dancer ever

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Tap dancing becomes illegal. You cannot hide from authorities, because they will hear you. It's off to the slammer, you criminal.


The ability to take a nap

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Tap dancing becomes illegal. You cannot hide from authorities, because they will hear you. It's off to the slammer, you criminal.


The ability to take a nap

After 2 seconds of napping you wake up.

The ability to always lucid dream

 

[Frootz]

all lucid dreams will become nightmares

ability to interact with fictional characters

 

[Vick30]

ability to interact with fictional characters

They will bully you.

Ability to get the perfect pc setup.

 

[Jiggly]

Ability to get the perfect pc setup.

You have to pay for it.

Ability to freely create and control cosmic objects such as planets and stars,

 

[Deleted member 2120]

You have to pay for it.

Ability to freely create and control cosmic objects such as planets and stars,

All of the stars and planets you create are tiny.

Ability to teleport