Super power counter thread thing

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Every time you bring them back they will be shortly hunted to extinction

The power to summon mac n cheese at will

It has such an attractive smell that everyone within a 900 lightyears of you will attempt to steal it, even if it kills them.



The ability to slap butts without someone noticing

 

[Deleted member 2120]

It has such an attractive smell that everyone within a 900 lightyears of you will attempt to steal it, even if it kills them.



The ability to slap butts without someone noticing

Everytime you slap a butt all butts on the planet will shrink by 25.2% (can't believe I just said that)

The ability to eat anything and everything.

 

[Overkill]

Anything you eat tastes bad (even delicious microwavable casseroles).

Super-speed.

 

[Shino]

Anything you eat tastes bad (even delicious microwavable casseroles).

Super-speed.

If you use your super-speed too often, you get stuck in an endless loop of running.

Super-jump.

 

[Stud]

You can’t land your jumps.


The power to turn red traffic lights green.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

It doesn't change the other lights back to red.

The power to wear 13 very small hats on your head

 

[Stud]

Hats are made out of osmium which causes you to collapse everytime you wear them.


The power to get any unusual hat for free.

 

[Goober___]

Hats are made out of osmium which causes you to collapse everytime you wear them.


The power to get any unusual hat for free.

You only get a shitty unusual like this one

The ability to control heat.

 

[Shino]

You only get a shitty unusual like this one

The ability to control heat.

You burn yourself.

The ability to control the weather at will.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

The ability to control the weather at will.

The Weather element you chose will be multiplied by 50. Causing sunlight to burn your skin. ETC

The ability to come up with good usernames. (Relates to mine)

 

[Frootz]

You have to change username every 30 minutes

The ability to draw things to life

 

[Overkill]

Anything you draw to life tries to kill you.

Supernatural Enhanced Aim

 

[Frootz]

Anything you draw to life tries to kill you.

Supernatural Enhanced Aim

Get VAC banned

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

What? no thing to counter? Frootz Y u so lazy.
I guess i'll start another chain.

The ability to shock Overkill at will.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

It doesn't hurt, it just shocks.

The power to shock myself at will

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

It doesn't hurt, it just shocks.

The power to shock myself at will

Any shock will be the equivelant of a lightning strike


The ability to erase garfield from existance

 

[hey ya]

Any shock will be the equivelant of a lightning strike


The ability to erase garfield from existance

You can only erase his mortal form, but his form in the comics and movies is eternal.

The power to drink milk whenever I want

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

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You can only erase his mortal form, but his form in the comics and movies is eternal.

The power to drink milk whenever I want

The milk is always expired.


The power to create a new universe where Consoles never existed.

 

[Max Bladeswell]

You could only play with mobile

The power to create perfect Bar

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

The power to create perfect Bar

What's perfect bar?


The ability to make @Vick age 1.1112 times faster.