Jokes

[Man of Feels]

Tell me a good joke.That`s all

 

[Viking34]

Make it a dead baby joke

I love dead baby jokes

They never get old

 

[DasMalzbier| Lazy Panda]

Disclaimer: Hope you like it dark.

Do you know what food they eat in Kongo?
Neither do they

I like my woman like my wine
12 years old and locked up in my basement

What is the best hotel in the world?
Auschwitz. Over 1 million stars

How long does a black woman shit?
9 months

How do you call a flying jew?
smoke

What is the difference between a jew and a chicken?
the frying time

Why do jews always play tennis in concetration camps?
home advantage (tennis joke)

England and the USA are in a battle of who can fuck up themselves the most
Englandd is in the lead, but USA has a Trump card

Oh and btw, holocaust jokes are not funny. My granpa died there.
He fell from a watchtower

 

[MiyukiMouse]

I know one joke.

@2010wolf | Blw.tf

 

[2010wolf | Blw.tf]

Hey! do you want to hear the funniest joke ever?!?!
Yes?
Okay!
The funnies joke ever iiiiis....... wait... let me google that...

(^^^That's the joke^^^)

 

[MiyukiMouse]

Hey! do you want to hear the funniest joke ever?!?!
Yes?
Okay!
The funnies joke ever iiiiis....... wait... let me google that...

(^^^That's the joke^^^)

I would rate it funny, but only for the reason that's it's so retarded. :')

 

[Bassianus]

Here's a joke.

Me, @Bassianus , my lifes a joke.

Wait someone did it.
Ok, here's one.

@MiyukiMouse trapping @2010wolf | Blw.tf in her basement I mean wait what.

 

[MiyukiMouse]

Jokes?

> Politics
> Belgian Governement
> Sakuya
> Social Justice Warriors

 

[ϟ Sparks Thunderfur ϟ]

(Disclaimer: Some people may find this joke offensive. I do not intend any offense towards any party. and the fact 9/11 is tomorrow is a coincidence, I heard this joke about a few weeks ago, seriously, I don't intend any offense.)

Alright I got one.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?
















A bomb vest actually does something when it's triggered! < w>

 

[Bassianus]

He's a joke. Whats not my life.

I once went out with a friend to play catch, but it was very foggy outside but we went anyways. He threw the ball to me and I caught it, then I threw it at him.
But he mist.

 

[Jasper]

A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the shower. It completely ruined our class trip to Ausschwitz.

 

[Jasper]

What did god say when he made the first black person?
"Dang, I burnt another one."

 

[Grizzly]

Chu, Bu and Fu were Chinese men who went to America to start a new life. They all decided the first step of their new life was to "Americanize" their names. Chu decided he should be called Chuck. Bu decided he should be called Buck. Fu decided he should go back to China.

 

[Corporal Leeroy Jenkins]

What is the Biggest Fear of Valve... ?

Spoiler: Wanna Know ?

The Number "3"

 

[MiyukiMouse]

i got bored