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Viking34

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Make it a dead baby joke

I love dead baby jokes

They never get old
 

DasMalzbier| Lazy Panda

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Disclaimer: Hope you like it dark.

Do you know what food they eat in Kongo?
Neither do they

I like my woman like my wine
12 years old and locked up in my basement

What is the best hotel in the world?
Auschwitz. Over 1 million stars

How long does a black woman shit?
9 months

How do you call a flying jew?
smoke

What is the difference between a jew and a chicken?
the frying time

Why do jews always play tennis in concetration camps?
home advantage (tennis joke)

England and the USA are in a battle of who can fuck up themselves the most
Englandd is in the lead, but USA has a Trump card

Oh and btw, holocaust jokes are not funny. My granpa died there.
He fell from a watchtower
 
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ϟ Sparks Thunderfur ϟ

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(Disclaimer: Some people may find this joke offensive. I do not intend any offense towards any party. and the fact 9/11 is tomorrow is a coincidence, I heard this joke about a few weeks ago, seriously, I don't intend any offense.)

Alright I got one.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?
















A bomb vest actually does something when it's triggered! < w>
 

Bassianus

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He's a joke. Whats not my life.

I once went out with a friend to play catch, but it was very foggy outside but we went anyways. He threw the ball to me and I caught it, then I threw it at him.
But he mist.
 

Grizzly

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Chu, Bu and Fu were Chinese men who went to America to start a new life. They all decided the first step of their new life was to "Americanize" their names. Chu decided he should be called Chuck. Bu decided he should be called Buck. Fu decided he should go back to China.
 

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i got bored c:
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