Corrupt-A-Wish

[Chanka]

Granted. But now no one plays SG anymore.

I wish @Paff can hit backstabs on blus

Granted, but now every blue is a sniper with a Razorback and and can hit headshots like a master sniper.

I wish I could sing like Lemmy Kilmister.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but no one cares.

I wish that soft-boiled eggs didn't exist.

 

[Egg]

Granted but no one cares.

I wish that soft-boiled eggs didn't exist.

Granted but now Jampoint will die of starvation because only soft-boiled eggs can sustain her.
I wish that I could fall asleep on command.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted, after all the stupid people are removed the bar for what average is becomes raised. All students then fit into the rank of "stupid" and are removed from the school.

I wish that Bully 2 would release in the near future.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but the director is terrible and movie is shit.

I wish that my mom wouldn't be allergic to cats.

 

[Chanka]

Granted but the director is terrible and movie is shit.

I wish that my mom wouldn't be allergic to cats.

Bully is a game made by Rockstar.....

Granted but now she's allergic to every other animal in the world.

I wish I don't have to wear glasses anymore.

 

[Vick30]

Oh, my bad.

Granted but your vision becomes more blury after each second making you completely blind the first hour without glasses.

I wish that I had Eidetic memory.

 

[Philip]

Oh, my bad.

Granted but your vision becomes more blury after each second making you completely blind the first hour without glasses.

I wish that I had Eidetic memory.

Granted. But the image in your head will permanently be stuck there and that image is what you will be thinking about your whole life

I wish that dogs would live as long as people ?

 

[Paff]

I backstabbed you today so no u. @Cytex

 

[Egg]

Granted. But the image in your head will permanently be stuck there and that image is what you will be thinking about your whole life

I wish that dogs would live as long as people ?

Granted, but when they reach over their normal average lifespan they suffer for the rest of their long lives.
I wish to rid the earth of WWE intro songs.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but you start to hear the songs in ur head instead driving u insane.

I wish that cars didn't smell like plastic.

 

[Chanka]

Granted but now they smell like sulfur.

I wish I'm God like Bruce in the movie Almighty Bruce.

 

[Raiden]

Granted but you cant die so you live long enough to suffer for your whole life.

I wish I dont shitpost again

 

[Philip]

Granted but you cant die so you live long enough to suffer for your whole life.

I wish I dont shitpost again

Granted. However, someone else takes your place.

I wish that Yamcha became relevant again in DB.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but he only becomes relevant by somehow dying to a Saibaman.

I wish that Krillin didn't die so many times in DBZ.

 

[Cytex]

I backstabbed you today so no u. @Cytex

I let you. @Paff

 

[Philip]

Granted but he only becomes relevant by somehow dying to a Saibaman.

I wish that Krillin didn't die so many times in DBZ.

Granted. He is only killed once, but he is dead for the rest of the season.

I wish Fortnite would be deleted.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted. He is only killed once, but he is dead for the rest of the season.

I wish Fortnite would be deleted.

Granted, but valve makes a battle Royale game mode for TF2, and now Tf2 hats taken fortnites place

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted, but valve makes a battle Royale game mode for TF2, and now Tf2 hats taken fortnites place

running corruptwish.exe
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I wish Chey made a wish so my computer wouldn't brick

 

[Yelowchy]

running corruptwish.exe
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SHUTDOWN IMMINENT

I wish Chey made a wish so my computer wouldn't brick

Granted, but Yelo will probably forget again sometime, cuz he’s a forgetful bastard.
I wish that tax frauds admin app gets roasted by Jim and Herald