Corrupt-A-Wish

[Hyped]

I wish my school didn't have stupid people in it.

Granted but theyre all too clever and as a result you get kicked out of it
I wish I could be an ice cream man

 

[Raiden]

Granted but then you blow up as soon as you receive that ability due not being able to handle all their thoughts
I wish my school didn't have stupid people in it.

Granted but they are cringy

I wish I have super speed

 

[normie]

Granted but they are cringy

Hyped already granted the wish don't mess up plz

 

[Philip]

Granted but they are cringy

I wish I have super speed

Granted, but the friction from such forces will rip your skin off.

I wish I had the Death Note.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but then you blow up as soon as you receive that ability due not being able to handle all their thoughts
I wish my school didn't have stupid people in it.

Granted, everybody in your school is smart except you, who are the last stupid guy.

I wish my school didn’t ban vapes (e-cigarettes)

 

[normie]

I wish my school didn’t ban vapes (e-cigarettes)

Granted but your school turns into a gas chamber 10 days after vapes aren't banned anymore
I wish the shitposts would end

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but your school turns into a gas chamber 10 days after vapes aren't banned anymore
I wish the shitposts would end

Granted but now everyone is supermundane and boring.

I wish I had the power to do anything I want

 

[2010wolf | Blw.tf]

Granted but now everyone is supermundane and boring.

I wish I had the power to do anything I want

Granted, but you're now too stupid to realize you have this power or how to use it.

I wish i never made this post.

 

[normie]

I wish i never made this post.

Granted so yourself or an admin deletes the message you have posted here

I wish I was memerator

 

[2010wolf | Blw.tf]

Granted so yourself or an admin deletes the message you have posted here

I wish I was memerator

Granted, but everyone hates your content/opinion.

Hey let's add a twist!

I wish I never existed.

CORRUPT THAT! (I might have went a little wild here)

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted, but everyone hates your content/opinion.

Hey let's add a twist!

I wish I never existed.

CORRUPT THAT! (I might have went a little wild here)

Granted but now you never existed to make this thr-
h̶̜̺̜̜̦͖̹̅̂̍ͥ͒̆ͣ̓̊̅̄̀e̶͕͙̭̼̳̪̭͉͉̫͔̩͍̩ͯͬͪͤ͋̕l̸̸̥̬͉̬̜̲̜̮͍̗͙͈̲̳̜̱̥ͧͯͬ͌̀̎̏̍͂̊̌̇̄ͪ͜͠p̈ͮ͆ͫͧͦͪ̒҉͏̸̲̮͚͙͇ ̷̖̟̰̙̘͓͍̲͈̈ͫͫ͌ͦ̑̓̌ͮ͐̐̐͊͋ͥ̂ͣ̎̚͜͞ͅm̵̧̧̪̹͉̳̯̬̥̹̤͍̀̽̈͑̓̌̈́̕͟e̢͕̘̙͖̗͕̗̻̮͑ͤͮ̒̽͐̂̔̄̐́͢. w̴̸͆̃͐̐̐͗̇̄ͨ̉ͧͧ̏̓̄̚͏͎̜̠̭̜͇͈̜͓͙͢h̵̶̶̠̩̺̮͉̟ͫ̀̓͐͋ͤ̐͗͡à̡̱͙̥̖̫̭͖̘̩͇͖̠̬̮̣̻̦̰̔̽̇͂̃ͭͪ̽̔͌͐ͮͥ̃̚̚̚͞tͨ̐̓̐͊̇ͥ̂ͫ̃̋͠͏̴͈̭͔͖̼͕̼̗̤̹̠̯̪̲̙ ̮͓͈̩͉͔̱̩̺̭͉̹͇̬͍͕͈̾̐́̈́ͨ͊ͦ͋ͭ̐̽ͪ͗ͦ̽̈́̂̂̕͞i͉̦̮̙͚̩͖̘̝̺̫̩̻̫ͣ̽ͭ͛͂ͤ̕͞ͅͅs̶̢̠͉̫̰͉̭̠̱̽ͨ̃ͨ̆̇ͤ͒͂̀ ̶̠̜͉̖̩͉͇̮̫͎̗ͫ̈͛͐ͤ̃͗͗̈́̒̔̂̈́ͨ͗͡ͅh̨̋́̏ͩͥ̚҉̷̷͍̙͚̜͓̤̟͘a̷̷̯͎͔̻̣̔͐͆̍ͯͦ̀̚͡ͅp̵̜̰͕͉͔̯̟̺̠̯̱̹̞̮̌̊ͨ̿̓ͧ̓p̈̓ͫ͏̞͈̺̼͈͇̙̝̞̞̘͔͘ͅe̜̙͔̰͑͗͋͂̒̓̑ͯͦ̇̽̄̈͜͝ǹ̸̵̢̢̺͈̮̙͖̇͊ͩ̽̏̒ͤ̕i̫̺̫̪̹̪̝͎̟̜͖̮͇͉̖̓ͪ̚̕n̶̡͎̣̗̟̩͖̩̙̝͈̤͕̟̮͔̬͚͂̐ͭ͊ͤ̐ͫ̎ͦ͑̔̓͗͆ͤ̈́̒̋gͦ̐ͫ̆̃̏̌ͣ͗̚͏̜̭̯͖͉̙͞?I̸͉̱̟̟͉̳͙̥̻̦̳͎̺ͭͭ͂̃̓͆͆̋̾̑̂̌̊̇͗̈́̓͆̎ ̷̝̯̠͎ͦͮ̽̌̐̈̓̀̃ͮ͆̔̂̒̇̆ͫ̉͘͜c̬͎̘̣̦̠͖͐̔ͥ̋̓ͥͬ̕͟a̔̔̆͒̂ͧ̉͐ͯ̓̉ͤ̏̈́̔̃̓̚̚̕͠͏̶͚̼̱̤̱͠n̶̢͑͛̓͋̓ͮͤ͌̾̆ͧ̎ͣͯ̌͢͏͉͎̖͈͓̗͉͍̖͎̰̝̮͓̟'̨̻̣̭̣͇̰̹̝̦͚̭̰̠̆͐ͯͬ͌͒͐͋̃͘t̉̊͑͗̈́ͮ͏̶͚̩̬́̕ ̵̨͚̟̟̱̫̭̦ͦ̓ͤͭ͌̅ͧ̀͡͝f̶̡̺̟̹͙͈̼̜̩̪̖͈̖͚̔̈́͗̍͆͂͟͞ễ̳̞͎͇̣͇̗͙ͭ̈́͑̕̕͟ę̷̹̯͓̯͓́̊͛ͩ͠͠l̴̢ͨ̂̋̇͜͏̷͓̹̬̱̭̘̘͚̩͔̬ͅ ̛͍̳̠̯͉̦͎̜̠̺̝̙͈̩̰͉̃ͤ̉̓́a̷̢̳͉̮̬̠̝̺̘̳̩̜̪̪ͥͬ̋͌̆̑̄͘͝ͅn̢̥͇̱̗͖̞̗̬̿͊̔̓ͮ̊̑͊̒ͬ̓ͮ̇͒͞y̌͆̽̋͏͏̛̠̼̥̟̪͕̻t̢̘̩͙̳̩̜̜͎̱̘̰͔̓̒ͩ̒̅ͯ͆̑ͣ͗ͣ́͢h̾͗̓̒͋͑̑̽̍̄̚͜͠͏̲͎͕͇̹͍̥͇ḯ̸̝̞̠̓ͯ͗̓̈͑́͟͞n̴̡̳̖̲̙̲̙̹͚̩̹̗̆͂ͮ͋̋͌́ͬͮ͗ͩ̒́͆ͫ̀͡͞g̴̶̷̡̰̠͕̳̐͒̆̏̽́̀ͦͧ̓͂͋͂̚͟. I̢̛̝̝͈͙̦͚̘̞̲ͪ̽ͦ̆̂̋ͭ̓̋ͫͤ̕'̷̨̌̄̔̃̊̆̾̌͜͢҉͇̭̝̫͇͈̺̪̙͉̤̖̪̝̮͕̝m̸̵̢̬̜̗͖̼̻̒͂̅͋ͧͫͤ̓ͤ͒ͮ͜ ̴̬̻̳͙̮͖͗̋̈̋̃ͨ́ͩͯ͘͠s̸̴̢̢͖̘̗͉͕̖̞̐̔̆ͫ͛́̿͞o̠͇̖͉̙̳̫͖̿̈́̈ͬ̈ͫͤ̿̅̑̽̄̓̈́̚̕r̡̩͎͔̤͔̔͒͑̾͆̍́̅̀͜͡ṙ͍͇̬̳͓̲̺̜̯̮̤̣̮ͫͨ̂ͨ͆̌ͮ͊͌ͣ̄̀͒̀̕͝ͅỵ̮̠̬ͦ͌ͬ̎̎̓́͊͂̎̄͑̾̕͢


I wish Sal was tonights biggest loser

 

[Philip]

Granted, but everyone hates your content/opinion.

Hey let's add a twist!

I wish I never existed.

CORRUPT THAT! (I might have went a little wild here)

Wish granted. However, since you never existed, you never made that wish in the first place. This creates a paradox.

(No wishes for me, someone already replied SMH)

 

[Philip]

Granted but now you never existed to make this thr-
h̶̜̺̜̜̦͖̹̅̂̍ͥ͒̆ͣ̓̊̅̄̀e̶͕͙̭̼̳̪̭͉͉̫͔̩͍̩ͯͬͪͤ͋̕l̸̸̥̬͉̬̜̲̜̮͍̗͙͈̲̳̜̱̥ͧͯͬ͌̀̎̏̍͂̊̌̇̄ͪ͜͠p̈ͮ͆ͫͧͦͪ̒҉͏̸̲̮͚͙͇ ̷̖̟̰̙̘͓͍̲͈̈ͫͫ͌ͦ̑̓̌ͮ͐̐̐͊͋ͥ̂ͣ̎̚͜͞ͅm̵̧̧̪̹͉̳̯̬̥̹̤͍̀̽̈͑̓̌̈́̕͟e̢͕̘̙͖̗͕̗̻̮͑ͤͮ̒̽͐̂̔̄̐́͢. w̴̸͆̃͐̐̐͗̇̄ͨ̉ͧͧ̏̓̄̚͏͎̜̠̭̜͇͈̜͓͙͢h̵̶̶̠̩̺̮͉̟ͫ̀̓͐͋ͤ̐͗͡à̡̱͙̥̖̫̭͖̘̩͇͖̠̬̮̣̻̦̰̔̽̇͂̃ͭͪ̽̔͌͐ͮͥ̃̚̚̚͞tͨ̐̓̐͊̇ͥ̂ͫ̃̋͠͏̴͈̭͔͖̼͕̼̗̤̹̠̯̪̲̙ ̮͓͈̩͉͔̱̩̺̭͉̹͇̬͍͕͈̾̐́̈́ͨ͊ͦ͋ͭ̐̽ͪ͗ͦ̽̈́̂̂̕͞i͉̦̮̙͚̩͖̘̝̺̫̩̻̫ͣ̽ͭ͛͂ͤ̕͞ͅͅs̶̢̠͉̫̰͉̭̠̱̽ͨ̃ͨ̆̇ͤ͒͂̀ ̶̠̜͉̖̩͉͇̮̫͎̗ͫ̈͛͐ͤ̃͗͗̈́̒̔̂̈́ͨ͗͡ͅh̨̋́̏ͩͥ̚҉̷̷͍̙͚̜͓̤̟͘a̷̷̯͎͔̻̣̔͐͆̍ͯͦ̀̚͡ͅp̵̜̰͕͉͔̯̟̺̠̯̱̹̞̮̌̊ͨ̿̓ͧ̓p̈̓ͫ͏̞͈̺̼͈͇̙̝̞̞̘͔͘ͅe̜̙͔̰͑͗͋͂̒̓̑ͯͦ̇̽̄̈͜͝ǹ̸̵̢̢̺͈̮̙͖̇͊ͩ̽̏̒ͤ̕i̫̺̫̪̹̪̝͎̟̜͖̮͇͉̖̓ͪ̚̕n̶̡͎̣̗̟̩͖̩̙̝͈̤͕̟̮͔̬͚͂̐ͭ͊ͤ̐ͫ̎ͦ͑̔̓͗͆ͤ̈́̒̋gͦ̐ͫ̆̃̏̌ͣ͗̚͏̜̭̯͖͉̙͞?I̸͉̱̟̟͉̳͙̥̻̦̳͎̺ͭͭ͂̃̓͆͆̋̾̑̂̌̊̇͗̈́̓͆̎ ̷̝̯̠͎ͦͮ̽̌̐̈̓̀̃ͮ͆̔̂̒̇̆ͫ̉͘͜c̬͎̘̣̦̠͖͐̔ͥ̋̓ͥͬ̕͟a̔̔̆͒̂ͧ̉͐ͯ̓̉ͤ̏̈́̔̃̓̚̚̕͠͏̶͚̼̱̤̱͠n̶̢͑͛̓͋̓ͮͤ͌̾̆ͧ̎ͣͯ̌͢͏͉͎̖͈͓̗͉͍̖͎̰̝̮͓̟'̨̻̣̭̣͇̰̹̝̦͚̭̰̠̆͐ͯͬ͌͒͐͋̃͘t̉̊͑͗̈́ͮ͏̶͚̩̬́̕ ̵̨͚̟̟̱̫̭̦ͦ̓ͤͭ͌̅ͧ̀͡͝f̶̡̺̟̹͙͈̼̜̩̪̖͈̖͚̔̈́͗̍͆͂͟͞ễ̳̞͎͇̣͇̗͙ͭ̈́͑̕̕͟ę̷̹̯͓̯͓́̊͛ͩ͠͠l̴̢ͨ̂̋̇͜͏̷͓̹̬̱̭̘̘͚̩͔̬ͅ ̛͍̳̠̯͉̦͎̜̠̺̝̙͈̩̰͉̃ͤ̉̓́a̷̢̳͉̮̬̠̝̺̘̳̩̜̪̪ͥͬ̋͌̆̑̄͘͝ͅn̢̥͇̱̗͖̞̗̬̿͊̔̓ͮ̊̑͊̒ͬ̓ͮ̇͒͞y̌͆̽̋͏͏̛̠̼̥̟̪͕̻t̢̘̩͙̳̩̜̜͎̱̘̰͔̓̒ͩ̒̅ͯ͆̑ͣ͗ͣ́͢h̾͗̓̒͋͑̑̽̍̄̚͜͠͏̲͎͕͇̹͍̥͇ḯ̸̝̞̠̓ͯ͗̓̈͑́͟͞n̴̡̳̖̲̙̲̙̹͚̩̹̗̆͂ͮ͋̋͌́ͬͮ͗ͩ̒́͆ͫ̀͡͞g̴̶̷̡̰̠͕̳̐͒̆̏̽́̀ͦͧ̓͂͋͂̚͟. I̢̛̝̝͈͙̦͚̘̞̲ͪ̽ͦ̆̂̋ͭ̓̋ͫͤ̕'̷̨̌̄̔̃̊̆̾̌͜͢҉͇̭̝̫͇͈̺̪̙͉̤̖̪̝̮͕̝m̸̵̢̬̜̗͖̼̻̒͂̅͋ͧͫͤ̓ͤ͒ͮ͜ ̴̬̻̳͙̮͖͗̋̈̋̃ͨ́ͩͯ͘͠s̸̴̢̢͖̘̗͉͕̖̞̐̔̆ͫ͛́̿͞o̠͇̖͉̙̳̫͖̿̈́̈ͬ̈ͫͤ̿̅̑̽̄̓̈́̚̕r̡̩͎͔̤͔̔͒͑̾͆̍́̅̀͜͡ṙ͍͇̬̳͓̲̺̜̯̮̤̣̮ͫͨ̂ͨ͆̌ͮ͊͌ͣ̄̀͒̀̕͝ͅỵ̮̠̬ͦ͌ͬ̎̎̓́͊͂̎̄͑̾̕͢


I wish Sal was tonights biggest loser

Wish granted. However...

I wish that Ben Shapiro was a FF2 boss.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but hes all glitched up making him unplayable.

I wish that I was as good as b4nny on tf2

 

[Egg]

Granted but hes all glitched up making him unplayable.

I wish that I was as good as b4nny on tf2

Granted but you're so good that you can't find any fun in the game anymore making it incredibly boring to play.
I wish I had another cat.

 

[Raiden]

Granted but you're so good that you can't find any fun in the game anymore making it incredibly boring to play.
I wish I had another cat.

Granted but it must be from Russia in order to have a true cat.

I wish Im good at DIY

 

[Egg]

Granted but it must be from Russia in order to have a true cat.

I wish Im good at DIY

Granted but you can only make DIY items and never buy things that are already made.
I wish I had a piece of paper and a pencil.

 

[Doctor RED]

Granted but you can only make DIY items and never buy things that are already made.
I wish I had a piece of paper and a pencil.

Granted but the lead of the pencil breaks the moment it touches the paper and the paper tears upon being touched by the lead.
I wish I wasn't a student councillor that had to dance for Chinese New year.

 

[Raiden]

Granted but the lead of the pencil breaks the moment it touches the paper and the paper tears upon being touched by the lead.
I wish I wasn't a student councillor that had to dance for Chinese New year.

Granted but now you need to perform in a stage full of girls

I wish SG community wasn't salty and toxic(no offense)

 

[Cytex]

Granted but now you need to perform in a stage full of girls

I wish SG community wasn't salty and toxic(no offense)

Granted. But now no one plays SG anymore.

I wish @Paff can hit backstabs on blus