Corrupt-A-Wish

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted, you no longer feel the symptoms because your immune system has stopped fighting the disease. You die.

I wish glass didnt shatter but instead evaporated

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Granted, but Glass is now even more breakable. Simply tapping any pane of glass can break it.
I wish I was in the best physical shape in the entire universe.

 

[Cammy]

Granted, but your mental state drops to insanity levels, and all you do is sit in a corner and sob for the rest of your life.

I wish I could eat infinite amounts of food without gaining weight.

 

[Deleted member 2523]

Granted, but your mental state drops to insanity levels, and all you do is sit in a corner and sob for the rest of your life.

I wish I could eat infinite amounts of food without gaining weight.

Granted. However, food doesn't sustain you anymore. It just passes right through. You starve to death.

I wish that latex never existed. D:<

 

[Vick30]

Granted but scientists find another material that works a similar way.

I wish that I could control my own height.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but now your peen is forever smol.

I wish the IRS would stop knocking at my door

 

[Deleted member 1850]

I wish the IRS would stop knocking at my door

Granted but the FBI replaces the IRS and they start shooting up your house everyday.

I wish there weren't many dumb people in Jailbreak.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted, there's just one really loud dumb person, and he cant be muted, kicked, or banned.

I wish to jump a single time and to land on the ground safely after approximately 1 second.

 

[Deleted member 2523]

Granted, there's just one really loud dumb person, and he cant be muted, kicked, or banned.

I wish to jump a single time and to land on the ground safely after approximately 1 second.

Wish granted. However, you jumped into a tar pit and are trapped there until you die.

I wish the JoJo series stuck with the Hamon ability instead of switching to Stands for the rest of the series.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Wish granted. However, you jumped into a tar pit and are trapped there until you die.

I wish the JoJo series stuck with the Hamon ability instead of switching to Stands for the rest of the series.

Granted but then JoJo never got as popular so not as many people know about it meaning that the platinum star never got added into TF2 and now all JoJo fans have sad faces forever hhHHeAUahdha

I wish Skipper stopped racism

 

[Raiden]

Granted but then JoJo never got as popular so not as many people know about it meaning that the platinum star never got added into TF2 and now all JoJo fans have sad faces forever hhHHeAUahdha

I wish Skipper stopped racism

Granted but he use offensive words

I wish I could speak Russian

 

[Cammy]

Granted, but you can only say one word, and cannot learn any other language for the rest of your life.

I wish Britain would sink into the sea.

 

[Deleted member 2523]

Granted, but you can only say one word, and cannot learn any other language for the rest of your life.

I wish Britain would sink into the sea.

Granted. However, it only sinks by a few inches.

I wish that magic existed and is used by the general public.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but 98,0375783763675% of the people that use magic have evil intentions.

I wish that I could talk with my voice in other people's mind and drive them crazy by saying: Thanos

 

[Raiden]

Granted but 98,0375783763675% of the people that use magic have evil intentions.

I wish that I could talk with my voice in other people's mind and drive them crazy by saying: Thanos

Granted but it has to be perform within 1cm

I wish I have a katana blade(not a weeb)

 

[Deleted member 2523]

Granted but it has to be perform within 1cm

I wish I have a katana blade(not a weeb)

Granted. You just get the blade. Not the hilt. :^)

I wish that I could have the ability to teleport anywhere anytime I want.

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted. You just get the blade. Not the hilt. :^)

I wish that I could have the ability to teleport anywhere anytime I want.

Granted, but you may only teleport to communist nations.

I wish my little pony was an anime

 

[Train Overlord]

I wish my little pony was an anime

Granted, but its so bad it gets taken down after the first episode then forgotten.

I wish everyone did this correctly.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted and now you also get a car and now you are very happy

I wish that I had the ability to read peoples minds

 

[Deleted member 1850]

I wish that I had the ability to read peoples minds

Granted but then you blow up as soon as you receive that ability due not being able to handle all their thoughts
I wish my school didn't have stupid people in it.