Corrupt-A-Wish

[Deleted member 2523]

Granted but your waifu fat as heck

I wish I took more interest in whatever I want

Wish granted. However, you become absolutely lazy and useless in everything else.

I wish that I could have Ki powers like in Dragon Ball.

 

[Raiden]

Wish granted. However, you become absolutely lazy and useless in everything else.

I wish that I could have Ki powers like in Dragon Ball.

Granted but you are bald head and short

I wish I have a nice body posture

 

[Vick30]

Granted but your posture invisible for others to see and they will only see your previous posture.

I wish I could automatically get at NBA level of skill in Basketball.

 

[Cammy]

Granted, but you break one of your legs in the second half of every game you participate in.

I wish Discord didn't have connection issues. Ever.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted. Discord steals your personal information and sells it to sketchy third parties with perfect accuracy.

I wish my cassette tape for the Alice Cooper album Dada didn't break, allowing me to listen to the music on it

 

[Hyped]

I wish my cassette tape for the Alice Cooper album Dada didn't break, allowing me to listen to the music on it

Granted, but every music player on earth won't play it.
I wish I was a good goalkeeper in football

 

[Deleted member 2120]

Granted, but every music player on earth won't play it.
I wish I was a good goalkeeper in football

Granted, but you are only good when compared to your average 6 year old.
I wish I had a mega dong.

 

[Hyped]

I wish I had a mega dong.

for boys
I wish for peace on earth

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Earth is nuked, eradicating any and all life on the planet.

I wish the earth wasn't nuked, eradicated any and all life on the planet.

 

[Scrawny]

Earth is nuked, eradicating any and all life on the planet.

I wish the earth wasn't nuked, eradicated any and all life on the planet.

The earth isnt nuked but the only people who lives now are all your exes

i wish to get cured of the big gay

 

[Sonny]

granted, but only females are interested in you


I wish to be an anime girl

 

[Yelowchy]

granted, but only females are interested in you


I wish to be an anime girl

Granted, but all other people turn into anime girls as well. Making it impossible to distinguish between people.

I wish that I was the all powerful god of everything

 

[Deleted member 2523]

Granted, but all other people turn into anime girls as well. Making it impossible to distinguish between people.

I wish that I was the all powerful god of everything

Wish granted. Unfortunately for you, you are the God of the number 42 and nobody cares about you.

I wish that everyone in the world was turned into Shiba Inu puppies.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Wish granted but now there are 7 billion shiba Inus and not enough food to go around and we all die.

I wish that they add back the double jump on the atomizer in jailbreak

 

[Scrawny]

Wish granted but now there are 7 billion shiba Inus and not enough food to go around and we all die.

I wish that they add back the double jump on the atomizer in jailbreak

Wish granted, however, it makes jailbreak unplayable and no one plays it now.

i wish my dad doesnt beat me

 

[Deleted member 2523]

Wish granted, however, it makes jailbreak unplayable and no one plays it now.

i wish my dad doesnt beat me

Wish granted. Now your mom beats you.

I wish that the Hornet DLC for Hollow Knight comes out this year.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Wish granted. Now your mom beats you.

I wish that the Hornet DLC for Hollow Knight comes out this year.

Wish granted but it is garbage and introduced a garbage mechanic that makes the game riddled with advertisements and microtransactions effectively killing the community of the game.

I wish that I was extremely lucky

 

[Vick30]

Granted but you also become extremely unlucky.

I wish I could go to any other planet and have no problem with oxygen gravity, and food.

 

[Sonny]

Granted but you also become extremely unlucky.

I wish I could go to any other planet and have no problem with oxygen gravity, and food.

Granted but after 5seconds it blows up like krypton


I wish people still played jb eu

 

[will5023]

granted but none of them speak english

I wish for this wish to not be granted