Corrupt-A-Wish

[Raiden]

Granted but you will take on the life of someone different each time

I wish Raiden would stop shitposting :^)

Granted but I become an autistic assgole

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted but you will take on the life of someone different each time

I wish Raiden would stop shitposting :^)

Granted, but you have to shitpost in his place.

I wish the blackwonder discord had a #nsfw channel

 

[Vick30]

Granted but only bene can access it.

I wish I was the owner of BLW.tf

 

[Philip]

Granted but only bene can access it.

I wish I was the owner of BLW.tf

Granted. But now you have to take on all the responsibilities of being an owner.

I wish that Animal Crossing got it's own spin-off show (the already existing movie doesn't count)

 

[Cammy]

Granted, but the show's main demographic target is toddlers.

I wish I could have unlimited wishes with no constraints.

 

[Deleted member 2049]

Granted, but the show's main demographic target is toddlers.

I wish I could have unlimited wishes with no constraints.

Granted, but each wish removes one year of your life (your wishes are not effected so technically this still works)

I wish Obama could be president again

 

[normie]

Granted but it is actually Trump in disguise and he yells the n word at the penguins of madagascar

I wish I can eat anything I want.

 

[Hyped]

I wish I can eat anything I want.

Granted, however all food makes you sick.

I wish I could have all the chocolate in the world

 

[normie]

I wish I could have all the chocolate in the world

Granted but you get chocolate from the butt.

I wish the minecraft server was open

 

[Philip]

Granted but you get chocolate from the butt.

I wish the minecraft server was open

Granted, but it is now run by Catholic Soccer Moms who permaban all who ruin little Jimmy's dirt house.

I wish the TF2 universe was in our universe.

 

[Cammy]

Granted, but you're being spawncamped by spinbot-aimbot Heavies.

I wish that people actively avoided making social contact with me.

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted, but now you live the rest of your life alone with no one to care for you. Not a single helping hand. No one will take your order at a restaurant. No one will help you at a cash register. You will never be in a group of friends. Everyone will avoid you on discord, tf2, and steam. You'll never have anyone to talk to. Your parents, your teachers, your old friends. Nobody. For the rest of your life. When you get old and need someone to help you live nobody will come. No one will bury you. No one will think about you now that they avoid you and forget you existed. You'll decompose on the streets and still, nobody will do anything. You'll never meet someone that you care for and love endearingly. You are lonely and depressed for the rest of your short existence.

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[Deleted member 2120]

Granted, but now you live the rest of your life alone with no one to care for you. Not a single helping hand. No one will take your order at a restaurant. No one will help you at a cash register. You will never be in a group of friends. Everyone will avoid you on discord, tf2, and steam. You'll never have anyone to talk to. Your parents, your teachers, your old friends. Nobody. For the rest of your life. When you get old and need someone to help you live nobody will come. No one will bury you. No one will think about you now that they avoid you and forget you existed. You'll decompose on the streets and still, nobody will do anything. You'll never meet someone that you care for and love endearingly. You are lonely and depressed for the rest of your short existence.

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The ban is only for 2 minutes
I wish I will that I was smarter than Stephen Hawking

 

[Philip]

The ban is only for 2 minutes
I wish I will that I was smarter than Stephen Hawking

Wish granted. However, you are now stuck in a wheelchair and forced to use a computer to speak.

I wish that the badmins would be Thanos snapped out of existence.

 

[gore]

I wish that the badmins would be Thanos snapped out of existence.

Granted. Nothing changes as the word, "B͚͓͕͊͠a͈͉̫͓̓̊̐ͤ̀d́ͬͪ̊͘m̖ͭi̦͢n̼͓̝̤̫̭̈͌s̔̇͌͂҉" had never and will no longer exist.

I wish to have the ability to create and destroy anything and everything at will and at any time infinitely.

 

[Hyped]

I wish to have the ability to create and destroy anything and everything at will and at any time infinitely.

Granted, but everytime you create something something you love will be destroyed, and you can’t create it back.

I wish I didn’t have to do Law A Levels

 

[Yelowchy]

Granted, but everytime you create something something you love will be destroyed, and you can’t create it back.

I wish I didn’t have to do Law A Levels

Granted, but you have to do all the other Studies instead.... (Law B, Law C, Law D, Etc)

I wish Jim was demoted.

 

[Vick30]

Granted but he becomes admin again through applying.

I wish I could manipulate time itself.

 

[Hyped]

I wish I could manipulate time itself.

Granted but your limbs are replaced with clocks

I wish my waifu was legal

 

[normie]

I wish my waifu was legal

Granted but your waifu fat as heck

I wish I took more interest in whatever I want