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Corrupt-A-Wish

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Wish granted but you get removed from the gene pool ultimately becoming a failure of evolution.

I wish I was Immortal.
Granted but you still feel pain and you are thrown in jail. The warden, Herald11, opts to do cell wars and you are in a cell with cheese cake. He crits you for the rest of your miserable life and now you are simply an unrecognizable hunk of meat sitting in the corner of the cell after being crit for the 941825th time.

I wish we could revive this thread because it was fun.
 

Gibus

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Granted but you still feel pain and you are thrown in jail. The warden, Herald11, opts to do cell wars and you are in a cell with cheese cake. He crits you for the rest of your miserable life and now you are simply an unrecognizable hunk of meat sitting in the corner of the cell after being crit for the 941825th time.

I wish we could revive this thread because it was fun.
Granted. Thing is, there is no guarantee that this thread will stay alive.

I wish that BlackWonder had more players constantly playing the servers.
 

Raiden

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Granted. Thing is, there is no guarantee that this thread will stay alive.

I wish that BlackWonder had more players constantly playing the servers.
Granted but everyone are whinny kids and thailands

I wish the world have power like My Hero Academia
 

Warrak

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Granted but everyone are whinny kids and thailands

I wish the world have power like My Hero Academia
Granted but you would get the power of having stinky and grimy sewage shoot out of your eyes causing massive infections, irritations, and being outcasted from society.

I wish I could restart reality, meaning everything is wiped clean and the big bang would happen again.
 

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Granted but you would get the power of having stinky and grimy sewage shoot out of your eyes causing massive infections, irritations, and being outcasted from society.

I wish I could restart reality, meaning everything is wiped clean and the big bang would happen again.
Granted, but everything plays out differently, meaning Humans don't exist.

I wish that People would get the superpowers that they wanted.
 

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I mean existing and not existing....hmmmm wonder what's worse, I'll think about that one xd
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Wish granted but there will always be people that will abuse and distort the world to fit it to their own vision, the world would break and rip through reality and the seems of time itself would collapse causing a nomadic event of being torn between alternate realities, and everyone would be juggled spiratically through the torn holes in what is outside of what we comprehend is beyond reality itself.

I wish we were all a hive mind or a collective consiouness of sort, no leaders that pull the string and no different thoughts and opinions, we all work torwards one common goal being the apex species across all of reality at any cost.
 

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I mean existing and not existing....hmmmm wonder what's worse, I'll think about that one xd
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Wish granted but there will always be people that will abuse and distort the world to fit it to their own vision, the world would break and rip through reality and the seems of time itself would collapse causing a nomadic event of being torn between alternate realities, and everyone would be juggled spiratically through the torn holes in what is outside of what we comprehend is beyond reality itself.

I wish we were all a hive mind or a collective consiouness of sort, no leaders that pull the string and no different thoughts and opinions, we all work torwards one common goal being the apex species across all of reality at any cost.
Granted but everyone devolves into beasts with no emotions and no consciousness. Life as we knew it is gone and there is no such thing as fun or pleasure. Only doing whatever it takes to advance. We destroy solar systems, planets, galaxies, people that we never knew existed. Our race is feared as we simply have no soul or care for others. The outer galaxies band together in order to cast out our species from destroying everyone else. They succeed and our species is eradicated from existence. We don't care. We don't feel bad for ourselves. We don't feel anything.

I wish you kids could lighten up a little.
 

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Granted but everyone devolves into beasts with no emotions and no consciousness. Life as we knew it is gone and there is no such thing as fun or pleasure. Only doing whatever it takes to advance. We destroy solar systems, planets, galaxies, people that we never knew existed. Our race is feared as we simply have no soul or care for others. The outer galaxies band together in order to cast out our species from destroying everyone else. They succeed and our species is eradicated from existence. We don't care. We don't feel bad for ourselves. We don't feel anything.

I wish you kids could lighten up a little.
Granted. We lighten up for a minute, and only by 1%.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
 

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Granted but everyone devolves into beasts with no emotions and no consciousness. Life as we knew it is gone and there is no such thing as fun or pleasure. Only doing whatever it takes to advance. We destroy solar systems, planets, galaxies, people that we never knew existed. Our race is feared as we simply have no soul or care for others. The outer galaxies band together in order to cast out our species from destroying everyone else. They succeed and our species is eradicated from existence. We don't care. We don't feel bad for ourselves. We don't feel anything.

I wish you kids could lighten up a little.
Wish granted but you become a neanderthal that lives under a rock with a legal full name of "Troll Gay Pee".

I wish I had plot armor


(edit: oops I got out posted in time, I guess this'll just be to @Gibus )
 

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Granted, your wish is to die and you do so immediately.
Your non-existant wish is granted you end up in a septic tank and drown in grime.

I wish I could edit my STEAMID 64 (the one that starts with 765....)
 

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I wish I could edit my STEAMID 64 (the one that starts with 765....)
Granted, but the ID is invalid and your account is banned.

I wish Valve cared about TF2.
 

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Granted, but the ID is invalid and your account is banned.

I wish Valve cared about TF2.
Granted but Valve develops and transforms TF2 into just another cash grab at the battle royal scene and makes TF2 into another cardboard cutout of fortnite.

I wish children were wise and knew that there were good games out there other than just the popular ones.
 

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I wish children were wise and knew that there were good games out there other than just the popular ones.
Granted, but then all those kids invade the actually good games, taking their cancer with them.

I wish people never died of old age (but could still be deaded)
 

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Granted, but then all those kids invade the actually good games, taking their cancer with them.

I wish people never died of old age (but could still be deaded)
Granted but then a Tyrannical ruler by the name of Herald11 takes over the world and rules with an iron fist. He is so well protected and he has no chance of being killed. He rules over the galaxy for all of eternity.

I wish we could mass team freeban kill day all the guarding red that freekill the rebelling blu warden days.
 

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Granted but then a Tyrannical ruler by the name of Herald11 takes over the world and rules with an iron fist. He is so well protected and he has no chance of being killed. He rules over the galaxy for all of eternity.

I wish we could mass team freeban kill day all the guarding red that freekill the rebelling blu warden days.
uh you gotta crush or something on Herald? You keep mentioning him lol.

Wish granted but then free days no longer exist after the ensuing month.


I wish Uber Upgrades was popular once again and that the test tweak and exploiters never existed.
 

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Let's keep this thread going guys c'mon
 

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Granted but it would take ages to have an idea

I wish I have a big dingus
Granted but it would inconvenience you as to how much it weighs and how it would be hard to fit in regular pants.

I wish It snowed worldwide
 

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Granted but it would inconvenience you as to how much it weighs and how it would be hard to fit in regular pants.

I wish It snowed worldwide
Granted, but everything is now permanently snowed in and everyone freezes to death.

I wish I would have some friends
 

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