Badjokes.exe (Warning this Thread is not for the faint of heart (Or easily offended)

[Drax]

but I don't think I'll crack a reaction.

The only thing I'll be cracking is a cold one with the boys this Saturday.

 

[DC Chroma]

The only thing I'll be cracking is a cold one with the boys this Saturday.

That's one way to 'break the ice'.

 

[Pablo The Wizard]

What do you call a guy who has 25 commblocks and a discord ban? Pablo The Wizard

So a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
-Wow that's something really exotic! Says the bartender.
-Where did you get it? He asks.
-Africa! The parrot answers.

What do you call a scary porno? The cumming!

How do you satisfy 9 out of 10 people?
Group rape!

A man travels to a wizard. When he arrives he asks
-Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?
-Maybe... Says the wizard.
-If you can remember the exact words of the curse.
The man answers with no hesitation:
-I now pronounce you husband and wife!

A husband takes his wife to a disco. When they arrive they notice a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says:
-See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
-Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating! Says the husband.

 

[ZI8]

On the survey at top, it says "Someone End Me!"
I am certainly not in the business in putting people down, especially over a few jokes.
GOOD. DAY. HMPH.

 

[DC Chroma]

On the survey at top, it says "Someone End Me!"
I am certainly not in the business in putting people down, especially over a few jokes.
GOOD. DAY. HMPH.

Warning bad jokes heard or read by the wrong people has the symptoms of: Anxiety, stress, 'High standards for comedy', and suicidal tendencies (if exposed too much), and eggs for hearts.

And you can probably say that they don't want to see... Bad yokes.

 

[ZI8]

Warning bad jokes heard or read by the wrong people has the symptoms of: Anxiety, stress, 'High standards for comedy', and suicidal tendencies (if exposed too much), and eggs for hearts. You can

And you can probably say that they don't want to see... Bad yokes.

... I... Just... I'm gonna just go...

 

[DC Chroma]

... I... Just... I'm gonna just go...

Aw... I guess having somebody who enjoys a bad joke is rare this days... Where is the justice?! Ugh, the word is so cold, cause it's 'just ice'.

 

[ZI8]

Li'l CHROME, your bad jokes might REFLECT on your personality. (idc if i used this already, you brought this upon yourself)

 

[DC Chroma]

Li'l CHROME, your bad jokes might REFLECT on your personality. (idc if i used this already, you brought this upon yourself)

Using up the same jokes already? A joke made yesterday is old already... I never knew you were so 'old fashioned'

 

[ZI8]

So I enjoy old fashion.