DC Chroma
Sufficiently Lethal
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Is it just me or is this forums in need of a thread for spamming bad jokes?
I THINK IT DOES! Ahem, I'll start it off: (I think I'm going to hell for this )
I THINK IT DOES! Ahem, I'll start it off: (I think I'm going to hell for this )
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he doesn't have the guts to do it.
- I tried to think of bird puns, but they always fly over my head.
- What do you call a grape that complains? A wine.
- I tried to think of period jokes... It was a bloody mess.
- What do you call a skeleton who isn't dating anybody? A shin-gle!
- Why do vampires believe in everything they hear? Because they are suckers!
- Two satellites decides to get married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
- What do you call a guy with no shins? Toe-knee
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What does a clock do when when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- A man walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt. The man says "One beer please, and one for the road!"
- Why did the picture goes to jail? Because he was framed!
- What did Barack said to Michelle when he got down on one knee? I don't want to be Obama-self!
- I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.
- Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Where does Frosty keeps his cash? In the snow bank!
- I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them but I've been trippin' all day.
- What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park it in, man!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
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