Metaphysics said:

I wish my profile picture girl C.C. existed.

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granted but they dont like you

i wish for 5 more snipers in my team

Derpsalot blw.tf said:

granted but they dont like you

i wish for 5 more snipers in my team

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G ' D A Y

Granted, but they're all bots that get insta-vac'd.

I wish I got better luck (in terms of getting random crits on red/ not getting random critted on blu) in JB.

Lox said:

I wish I got better luck (in terms of getting random crits on red/ not getting random critted on blu) in JB.

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granted but yer aim is complete doo doo

i wish for real life bolters

Derpsalot blw.tf said:

granted but yer aim is complete doo doo

i wish for real life bolters

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Granted, you obtain a Chaos bolter and are executed for heresy.

I wish for the release of the heavy update

ChoVani said:

Granted, you obtain a Chaos bolter and are executed for heresy.

I wish for the release of the heavy update

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Granted but its released the same time Portal 3 is released

I wish my parents werent mad

granted, theyre dead

i wish my keycaps would get delivered already

Granted, but you realize they're the wrong size and the company doesn't have a return policy.


I wish I was able to fly

Granted, but you don't know how to land and will be flying for ever.

I wish more wishes.

Zé Do Pão 2 said:

Granted, but you don't know how to land and will be flying for ever.

I wish more wishes.

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Granted, but they're all corrupted.

I wish the next wish gets deleted.

granted, but the person after that has nothing to answer

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Im just gonna restart cause yall being dumbys

I wish there wasnt school holidays

Granted, but you'll spend the rest of your school year staring into the abyss and the pain of knowing you have to seat through the entire school year without a single break.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish KFC wasn't a fast food restaurant.

Supreme Leader(3) said:

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish KFC wasn't a fast food restaurant.

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Granted, but its poisonous

I wish everyone would shut the frick up

Mr_Salty12 said:

I wish everyone would shut the frick up

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Denied.

I wish ppl responded with valid, non trolling things

Granted, but this is the forums so it won't happen.

I wish that I could come up with a wish.

Herzog Widukind said:

Granted, but this is the forums so it won't happen.

I wish that I could come up with a wish.

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Granted but its a very stupid wish to waste

I wish Covid ends

Mr_Salty12 said:

Granted but its a very stupid wish to waste

I wish Covid ends

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It ends but then the Bubonic plague starts. I wish someone would reply to this comment

Clipons (R.I.P Rick May) said:

It ends but then the Bubonic plague starts.

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granted, but i removed your wish

i wish people on blu ACTUALLY read the jb rules

Mr_Salty12 said:

granted, but i removed your wish

i wish people on blu ACTUALLY read the jb rules

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You fool you technically did nothing different because you did my wish but you also removed it so nothing corrupted happened!

Granted but all the blues are ocean man


I wish this thread ended with no corrupts on this message