Worst load out as guard in JB

[lg4dcv]

This idea came to mind when I made a post about Bonk! Atomic Punch when I thought about its sistering drink crit-a-cola which is basically useless as a guard. Tell me the most useless load out you can think of for guard in JB im curious, here's mine

Scout:

Primary-Force-A-Nature

Secondary-Crit-A-Cola

Melee-Fan O'War

 

[Jim]

The only thing more useless than that loadout is this thread...

But if I had to say, for a guard it would be heavy with

Brass beast- slow spinup time and extra damage does almost nothing since guuards have crits anyway

Buffalo Steak thing- Restricts heavy to his melee for a little bit in exchange for minicrits that dont do anything

Killing gloves- Because kills with it will be crits anyway and the extra crit effect is you know... useless

 

[lg4dcv]

The only thing more useless than that loadout is this thread...

Im going to assume that's a joke?

 

[Goofy]

Demoknight is bad for guard, but if I had to give my personal opinion on the worst loadout, it would be Soda Popper, Crit-a-Cola and The Boston Basher.