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Console-Booting C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian/
Console-C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian booted.
Console-Translating transmission
Console-Translation succesful
Console-Printing translation in Language=English
Console-Print succeeded
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-"Print" Text404
Console-Printing 'Text404' on Viewport '4K 60" Television'
:: Translating from an unknown language ::
---Greetings earthlings, we are aliens from the planet E261---
---A beautiful place where VPN is not needed to safely look at porn---
---We also have Half-Life 3 here, so suck on that---
---We have recently noticed that echidna's have a 4 headed penis---
---We would like to come over and photograph it for the E261 equivalent of www.pornhub.com---
---We will bring cookies and milk to feed a fat guy that gives free stuff to you---
---Thank you for listening to our message---
| Transmission ended |
Console-Ending transmission on Viewport '4K 60" Television'
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Bootup - Siri
Console-Booting C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Booted C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Microphone input enabled
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Close - CmdPrompt
Console-Shutting down command prompt
Console-C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian booted.
Console-Translating transmission
Console-Translation succesful
Console-Printing translation in Language=English
Console-Print succeeded
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-"Print" Text404
Console-Printing 'Text404' on Viewport '4K 60" Television'
:: Translating from an unknown language ::
---Greetings earthlings, we are aliens from the planet E261---
---A beautiful place where VPN is not needed to safely look at porn---
---We also have Half-Life 3 here, so suck on that---
---We have recently noticed that echidna's have a 4 headed penis---
---We would like to come over and photograph it for the E261 equivalent of www.pornhub.com---
---We will bring cookies and milk to feed a fat guy that gives free stuff to you---
---Thank you for listening to our message---
| Transmission ended |
Console-Ending transmission on Viewport '4K 60" Television'
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Bootup - Siri
Console-Booting C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Booted C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Microphone input enabled
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Close - CmdPrompt
Console-Shutting down command prompt