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Console-Booting C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian/
Console-C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian booted.
Console-Translating transmission
Console-Translation succesful
Console-Printing translation in Language=English
Console-Print succeeded
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-"Print" Text404
Console-Printing 'Text404' on Viewport '4K 60" Television'

:: Translating from an unknown language ::

---Greetings earthlings, we are aliens from the planet E261---

---A beautiful place where VPN is not needed to safely look at porn---

---We also have Half-Life 3 here, so suck on that---

---We have recently noticed that echidna's have a 4 headed penis---

---We would like to come over and photograph it for the E261 equivalent of www.pornhub.com---

---We will bring cookies and milk to feed a fat guy that gives free stuff to you---

---Thank you for listening to our message---

| Transmission ended |

Console-Ending transmission on Viewport '4K 60" Television'
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Bootup - Siri
Console-Booting C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Booted C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Microphone input enabled
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Close - CmdPrompt
Console-Shutting down command prompt

 

[Jim]

?

 

[Overkill]

 

[Wanka]

 

[Shino]

@Steve Harvey Oswald Garfield.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

@Steve Harvey Oswald Garfield.

Okilly Dokilly, Neighborino

 

[byrnable]

He's lying. Valve doesn't make games for any planet. EXPOSED

 

[jourrapide]

He's lying. Valve doesn't make games for any planet. EXPOSED

yO iTs juStT a PRAnk bRo
BTW
VolvO bab stl makn HeMes *Gamz LukkK ATT diss xddd
https://www.polygon.com/2017/8/8/16116786/valve-artifact-dota-2-card-game

The e gr goIn t@2 mAkk Hap daif 3 so Stufu xddd

 

[byrnable]

That's not a game and you know it @The Smelly Fortress XD

 

[Melectrome]

 

[Deleted member 2049]

Console-Booting C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian/
Console-C:/System32/TranslationUnit/Languages/Russian booted.
Console-Translating transmission
Console-Translation succesful
Console-Printing translation in Language=English
Console-Print succeeded
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-"Print" Text404
Console-Printing 'Text404' on Viewport '4K 60" Television'

:: Translating from an unknown language ::

---Greetings earthlings, we are aliens from the planet E261---

---A beautiful place where VPN is not needed to safely look at porn---

---We also have Half-Life 3 here, so suck on that---

---We have recently noticed that echidna's have a 4 headed penis---

---We would like to come over and photograph it for the E261 equivalent of www.pornhub.com---

---We will bring cookies and milk to feed a fat guy that gives free stuff to you---

---Thank you for listening to our message---

| Transmission ended |

Console-Ending transmission on Viewport '4K 60" Television'
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Bootup - Siri
Console-Booting C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Booted C:/System32/AppletreeSoftworks/Siri
Console-Microphone input enabled
C:/Users/MelectromesDad-Close - CmdPrompt
Console-Shutting down command prompt

Its E621 not E261

 

[jourrapide]

Its E621 not E261

Btw wtf is E621

*Searches through google*

Spoiler: ...

Oh

 

[Vick30]

Its E621 not E261

Nani??