Corrupt-A-Wish

Cytex said:

Granted. But now no one plays SG anymore.

I wish @Paff can hit backstabs on blus

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Granted, but now every blue is a sniper with a Razorback and and can hit headshots like a master sniper.

I wish I could sing like Lemmy Kilmister.

Granted but no one cares.

I wish that soft-boiled eggs didn't exist.

VickVEVO said:

Granted but no one cares.

I wish that soft-boiled eggs didn't exist.

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Granted but now Jampoint will die of starvation because only soft-boiled eggs can sustain her.
I wish that I could fall asleep on command.

Granted, after all the stupid people are removed the bar for what average is becomes raised. All students then fit into the rank of "stupid" and are removed from the school.

I wish that Bully 2 would release in the near future.

Granted but the director is terrible and movie is shit.

I wish that my mom wouldn't be allergic to cats.

VickVEVO said:

Granted but the director is terrible and movie is shit.

I wish that my mom wouldn't be allergic to cats.

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Bully is a game made by Rockstar.....

Granted but now she's allergic to every other animal in the world.

I wish I don't have to wear glasses anymore.

Oh, my bad.

Granted but your vision becomes more blury after each second making you completely blind the first hour without glasses.

I wish that I had Eidetic memory.

VickVEVO said:

Oh, my bad.

Granted but your vision becomes more blury after each second making you completely blind the first hour without glasses.

I wish that I had Eidetic memory.

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Granted. But the image in your head will permanently be stuck there and that image is what you will be thinking about your whole life

I wish that dogs would live as long as people ?

I backstabbed you today so no u. @Cytex

Philip said:

Granted. But the image in your head will permanently be stuck there and that image is what you will be thinking about your whole life

I wish that dogs would live as long as people ?

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Granted, but when they reach over their normal average lifespan they suffer for the rest of their long lives.
I wish to rid the earth of WWE intro songs.

Granted but you start to hear the songs in ur head instead driving u insane.

I wish that cars didn't smell like plastic.

Granted but now they smell like sulfur.

I wish I'm God like Bruce in the movie Almighty Bruce.

Granted but you cant die so you live long enough to suffer for your whole life.

I wish I dont shitpost again

Raiden said:

Granted but you cant die so you live long enough to suffer for your whole life.

I wish I dont shitpost again

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Granted. However, someone else takes your place.

I wish that Yamcha became relevant again in DB.

Granted but he only becomes relevant by somehow dying to a Saibaman.

I wish that Krillin didn't die so many times in DBZ.

Paff said:

I backstabbed you today so no u. @Cytex

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I let you. @Paff

VickVEVO said:

Granted but he only becomes relevant by somehow dying to a Saibaman.

I wish that Krillin didn't die so many times in DBZ.

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Granted. He is only killed once, but he is dead for the rest of the season.

I wish Fortnite would be deleted.

Philip said:

Granted. He is only killed once, but he is dead for the rest of the season.

I wish Fortnite would be deleted.

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Granted, but valve makes a battle Royale game mode for TF2, and now Tf2 hats taken fortnites place

Yelo Chey said:

Granted, but valve makes a battle Royale game mode for TF2, and now Tf2 hats taken fortnites place

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running corruptwish.exe
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ERROR
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NO WISH DETECTED
SHUTDOWN IMMINENT

I wish Chey made a wish so my computer wouldn't brick

Tax Fraud said:

running corruptwish.exe
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ERROR
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NO WISH DETECTED
SHUTDOWN IMMINENT

I wish Chey made a wish so my computer wouldn't brick

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Granted, but Yelo will probably forget again sometime, cuz he’s a forgetful bastard.
I wish that tax frauds admin app gets roasted by Jim and Herald