Some context before I begin: I was at a friend's birthday party and will be referring to him as "DarkLord" (part of his steam user) to protect his identity. We were for some reason discussing McCree quotes and voicelines, specifically about the one where he says, "it's high noon somewhere in the world." He's also a bit overweight (yes, this is relevant).
Me: "It's lunchtime somewhere in the world."
DarkLord: "That kind of thinking is what makes me fat."
Later into the party...
DarkLord: "This may surprise you, but I actually either eat a very light breakfast or no breakfast at all."
Me: *Looking at his gut* "Yeah, we can tell."
DarkLord: "No seriously, I just make up for it in my other meals, and maybe take a little bit of interest. :^)"
It's funnier in tone than in text, but I felt as if the world needed to see this.