Corrupt-A-Wish

[Wodeurus]

Granted, but people know you are the reason behind it and hate you for it


I wish we didn't have to recharge phones

 

[Warrak]

I wish we didn't have to recharge phones

Wish granted, phones no longer exist

I wish valve actively updated tf2 and made steam more user friendly

 

[Philip]

Wish granted, phones no longer exist

I wish valve actively updated tf2 and made steam more user friendly

Wish granted. Now TF2 is a Battle Royale made for children.

I wish I could have a toasted cheese sandwich with tomato soup.

 

[Warrak]

Wish granted, you no longer exist

I wish I didn't have to sleep

 

[Chris TCC]

Wish granted, you no longer exist

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Granted, but now you need 4 times the regular amount of food, and you get extremely bored extremely quickly.

I wish that Philip won't call me backseat badmin

 

[10000 Cold Knights]

Granted, but now you need 4 times the regular amount of food, and you get extremely bored extremely quickly.

I wish that Philip won't call me backseat badmin

Granted, now everyone else calls you that. Have fun, Backseat Badmin ;p

I wish people were a little smarter, just overall :/

 

[Sonny]

Granted, now everyone else calls you that. Have fun, Backseat Badmin ;p

I wish people were a little smarter, just overall :/

granted but people gain a single chromoson

I wish

 

[Hampter]

granted but people gain a single chromoson

I wish

instead of getting nothing you got Oxygen!

i wish we have 64 players slot each server

 

[Sonny]

instead of getting nothing you got Oxygen!

i wish we have 64 players slot each server

granted but 63 slots are f2ps who dont know how to change a team or read the chat on people telling them to /motd

I

 

[Vick30]

Granted but i

I wish I could find a decent jump shot that'd fit for me in basketball without having to fail and get unsure whether it was worth executing the jump shot or if I should switch my jump shot, again, for my 11th time.

 

[Hampter]

Granted but i

I wish I could find a decent jump shot that'd fit for me in basketball without having to fail and get unsure whether it was worth executing the jump shot or if I should switch my jump shot, again, for my 11th time.

Granted but you are short is gonna be Impossible to hit that.

i wish every Mod/admin can get revoked from their powers

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but you are short is gonna be Impossible to hit that.

i wish every Mod/admin can get revoked from their powers

Granted but everyone knows that you are salty.

I wish my stands power was to snap my neck

 

[Hampter]

Granted but everyone knows that you are salty.

I wish my stands power was to snap my neck

Granted but your body says no.

I wish i can bhop like desinc

 

[Tax Fraud]

Granted but your body says no.

I wish i can bhop like desinc

Granted but you fuse with his boy and you are trapped in the sunken place within desinc’s body.

I wish I could wish

 

[Hampter]

Granted but you fuse with his boy and you are trapped in the sunken place within desinc’s body.

I wish I could wish

Granted now you wasted your Wish

I wish i can be sneaky and body slam everyone in jb

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted. Unfortunately you are playing Jailbreak.

I wish for like 2 wishes

 

[Chris TCC]

Granted. Unfortunately you are playing Jailbreak.

I wish for like 2 wishes

Granted. You can now wish for 2 likes on any post here.

I wish i can bhop

 

[Warrak]

I wish i can bhop

Wish granted, but you no longer can bhop

Wish granted wish of I wish the grants of student grants of granting grant.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Granted, you are no longer having a stroke.

I wish for a single Dilbert comic strip

 

[Warrak]

Granted, you no longer exist.

I wish to bend reality.