Tf2's Logic

[ZI8]

Title says it all. Some of Tf2's SLIGHTLY incorrect things.
1. People have very different levels of bullet resistance.
2. Person can double-jump.
3. Magic Man named Merasmus exists.
4. Saxton Hale has inhumane strength.
5. Man can be raised by eagles.
6. Person can become totally invincible.
7. Casual mode.

 

[AgentPiman]

Whatever Delfy does, console commands, most weapons don't deal more damage on a headshot, people die to a stab on the back instead of a rocket to the legs or face, rocket jumping, sticky jumping, loose cannon reload animation, all rocket launchers, all sticky launchers, stock scattergun, BFB, back scatter, etc.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

New Zealand is underwater, and none of you can convince me otherwise.

 

[DC Chroma]

A surgeon who's crazy in the head can surgically implant 8 more souls to himself and willingly gave one to the devil just to go back to Earth.

 

[Jim]

Spies can walk up to people and smack them with a butter knife and instantly kill them.

 

[Luna]

Sentries. Automated guns that kill whatever walks near it.

 

[Irish Fox]

A Demolition "Expert" can be drunk 24 hours a day but can still aim projectiles