New class

[White Wolf blw.tf]

Try to imagine new class in tf2. What weapons he/she have? Is It a fast class?

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Steve Harvey:

Just walks into enemy base and completes the objective.

Has no weapons. Does not fight.

Just a really likable person that nobody would ever want to hurt.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

Im pretty sure he HAS a weapon.

His words are his weapon. Talking to somebody will cause them to die of laughter or respect him enough to not want to fight him anymore.

 

[Jim]

Jim-
Primary- Jim's RL (@Shadow Mario | blw.tf has the stats)
Secondary- Passive xray goggles. See all player outlines through walls.
Melee- Ban Hammer. On hit, VAC ban player.

Double scout speed
Unlimited extra jumps
500 Base HP

 

[hey ya]

hey ya-
Primary: hey ya's enforcer - machina with perpetually full charge, grants aimbot to user. ignores resistances such as vaccinator or ubercharge
Secondary: fuck you gun - lugermorph with 999% firing speed, infinite clip size and infinite ammo. 100% bonus damage, crits on headshot.

can only be played by people with custom steamid of hey_ya

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

Shadow Mario:

Spoiler: Shadow Mario

HP: 500
Speed: Scout

Primary: My lethal mind
It's unfortunately never charged, but it's op

Secondary: Shadow Mario's Own Medigun
Infinite Uber
Instant ubercharge charging
Cure everyone around you
+850% Overheal capacity
Overheal won't decay
Have "Cancercharge", it's a aura made of a player's toxicity that gives cancer to enemies close to you
Enemy spies cured are gonna die instantly by Cancercharge
Take off fire, milk and jarate instantly
Give ammo/metal while curing
+500 HP cured per second
+500% healing rate
Ubercharge: Uber + Kritzkrieg + Quickfix

Melee: Uberdupersaw
+100000% ubercharge on hit
Bat firing speed
1 hit kill

Commando:

Spoiler: Commando

HP: 175
Speed: Demoman

Primary: Rifle
7 bullets per second
Clip size: 30
Ammo amount: 120
35 dmg per bullet

Secondary: Shotgun

Melee: Switchblade
65 damage per hit
Moderate firing speed (Bonesaw or Knife firing speed)
Critical on backstab (not instakill), around 200 damage

 

[That Bird DK blw.tf]

Brawler
Role : Defence

Melee fighter with medic movespeed,
400 base hp
Melee hits does 85 dmg, when under 100 hp has minicrits
Cannot be overhealed
Health healed speed 150%
Spy stab always count as backstab
Immune to knockback while on the ground
Primary weapons mostly improve other stats
Secondary weapons mostly improve mobility

 

[Golden_Labs]

The Grappler
Melee based class
150 base health
Same movement speed as scout
Also has grapple hook in all gamemodes
Melee does 100 damage a hit
Primary is the grapple hook
Secondary is a net gun
Net gun slows targets it hits by 85% for 5 seconds

 

[Shadow Mario | blw.tf]

Brawler
Role : Defence

Melee fighter with medic movespeed,
400 base hp
Melee hits does 85 dmg, when under 100 hp has minicrits
Cannot be overhealed
Health healed speed 150%
Spy stab always count as backstab
Immune to knockback while on the ground
Primary weapons mostly improve other stats
Secondary weapons mostly improve mobility

Just the most op class ever for medieval.

 

[That Bird DK blw.tf]

Just the most op class ever for medieval.

That is why i made the "Spy stab always count as backstab" part so it have a clear weakness.

 

[xXN00bSlayrXx]

Salt Collector

Primary - Salt powder dispenser
* Fires a spray that buffs teammates and debuffs enemies.
Buffs depend on current ammo count.

Spoiler: Buffs

200-150 Ammo = Target and User regenerate 50 health in the span of 5 seconds.
150-75 Ammo = Target and User gain 20% Damage reduction and a 10% damage bonus
75-20 Ammo = Target Minicrits
20-1 Ammo = Target Crits
1 Ammo = Plays an earrape fart noise to the whole server.

Spoiler: Debuffs

200-100 Ammo = Ignite target
100-50 Ammo = Bleed and Milk target
50-1 Ammo = Reduce firing speed and reload speed by 50%
1 Ammo = Explode target at the cost of 100 HP

+ Has 200 Ammo
+ Direct contact with enemies will do more damage
+ 200% Crit rate on users with COD/CSGO installed
+ Does 50% more damage on players that are 10 or younger
+ Buffs/Debuffs build special meter
+ On full special meter, delete a random COD player's account.
+ Has no effect on enemy friendlies.
- Has no effect on players that are known to keep calm.
- Deals no direct damage
- No random critical hits

Secondary
Salt mine
* Use to lay down a trap
+ Deals 100 Damage on detonation
+ Kicks COD and CSGO players
+ Has a 50% chance to make the target REALLY mad
- Mines don't regenerate and can be destroyed
- +10% Damage vulnerability when a mine is active

Melee
Salt Shaker
+ On hit: Annoy user and cause blindness for 10 seconds.
+ Hits are announced in the Killfeed
- Every shaker can be used once, and you can only use 3 per match.

Stats
125 Health
90% Speed
30% Knockback reduction
Gets overhealed on every CSGO/COD player killed or kicked.
is 100% more vulnerable to fire
Can't jump

 

[iTANKuUP]

The Grappler
Melee based class
150 base health
Same movement speed as scout
Also has grapple hook in all gamemodes
Melee does 100 damage a hit
Primary is the grapple hook
Secondary is a net gun
Net gun slows targets it hits by 85% for 5 seconds

So, the knockout powerup across all gamemodes? Count me in!