Oxi-moron
Truly Feared
- Joined
- May 22, 2017
- Messages
- 150
Step one:
Ensure the hale is a bad player
Step two:
Go heavy and equip the Brass beast, Dalokohs bar/Fishcake, and G.R.U (gloves of running urgently) or Bread bites
Step three:
eat your Dalokohs bar/Fishcake and then pull out your G.R.US/Bread bites and run into a crammed corner where hale can't goomba stomp you
Step four (optional):
Pull our the Dalokohs bar/Fishcake if you need to regain health
Step five:
Pull out and rev up the Brass beast and shoot Hale down
Step six:
Call out the haters for being salty cause you got an easy #1 spot on most damage given
Step seven:
Rinse and repeat
A more portable method of this is to equip the natasha!
Ensure the hale is a bad player
Step two:
Go heavy and equip the Brass beast, Dalokohs bar/Fishcake, and G.R.U (gloves of running urgently) or Bread bites
Step three:
eat your Dalokohs bar/Fishcake and then pull out your G.R.US/Bread bites and run into a crammed corner where hale can't goomba stomp you
Step four (optional):
Pull our the Dalokohs bar/Fishcake if you need to regain health
Step five:
Pull out and rev up the Brass beast and shoot Hale down
Step six:
Call out the haters for being salty cause you got an easy #1 spot on most damage given
Step seven:
Rinse and repeat
A more portable method of this is to equip the natasha!