Bad puns

[Dawnstar]

Ever wanted to impress someone with a pun? (Probably not)

Then this is where you can!

Example:

" what's the police's bomb defuse squad favorite drink?"

"What?"

"De-fuse tea"

(Worst pun ever)

 

[Dirakia]

OOOHhhhh Baby, Baby, its a Flat World~

 

[Mortem]

Ever wanted to impress someone with a pun? (Probably not)

Then this is where you can!

Example:

" what's the police's bomb defuse squad favorite drink?"

"What?"

"De-fuse tea"

(Worst pun ever)

Correct that is the worst pun ever.

 

[Dawnstar]

Correct that is the worst pun ever.

Why thank you

 

[Bassianus]

A pun based thread?
I think I found my terror-itory, and anyone who comes across me will be pun-ished with a nate-sty pun-ch. It will be cracking, and defiently egg-celent indeed. I will, in thyme, make this my home. And I shall latte anyone here, well except frama. He may dye from all these puns.

Have I marked that I'm the (joe)king here yet?

 

[Dawnstar]

A pun based thread?
I think I found my terror-itory, and anyone who comes across me will be pun-ished with a nate-sty pun-ch. It will be cracking, and defiently egg-celent indeed. I will, in thyme, make this my home. And I shall latte anyone here, well except frama. He may dye from all these puns.

Have I marked that I'm the king here yet?

You've clearly marked that.

 

[Frama]

I had a feeling @Bassianus was going to reply here.

If two vegans fight, is it still considered a beef?

 

[Bassianus]

I had a feeling @Bassianus was going to reply here.

If two vegans fight, is it still considered a beef?

Nah, it considered brussel (sprouts).

 

[Dirakia]

I had a peeling, woohooo~

 

[Bassianus]

I had a peeling, woohooo~

Woah, isn't that a banana split.

 

[DasMalzbier| Lazy Panda]

Malz, you Dastard!

 

[Bassianus]

Malz, you Dastard!

Now thats just panda-ering to all the Lazy Dastards out there!
Makes no sense but I needed to make a pun, don't judge me.

 

[Steve Harvey Oswald]

What do you call a stand up comedian with H1N1?

Jerry Swinefeld.