Super power counter thread thing

Alex.bsp · Nov 17, 2017

You'll eventually will have to see the universe end right front of you. You won't die...you'll just be erased...

teleportation.

Frootz · Nov 17, 2017

no control on where you end up

ability to breath underwater

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 17, 2017

Frootz said:
no control on where you end up

ability to breath underwater

You forget how to swim and lose any buoyancy you have

The ability to win a gold medal at the olympics

Vick30 · Nov 17, 2017

xXN00bSlayrXx said:
The ability to win a gold medal at the olympics

No one cares.

Be the fastest typer in the world.

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 17, 2017

Vick said:
No one cares.

Be the fastest typer in the world.

You can type really fast. But its really hard to type the right letter.

The ability to have a good laptop (i am in need of this)

Frootz · Nov 18, 2017

You cant play games on your good laptop

ability to become likeable

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 18, 2017

You get socialphobia.

You're immune to all diseases

Steve Harvey Oswald · Nov 18, 2017

You are a carrier of all diseases, and everybody you come into contact with gets sick.

The power to not have that feeling like you will sneeze even when you aren't going to

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 18, 2017

Steve Harvey Oswald said:
You are a carrier of all diseases, and everybody you come into contact with gets sick.

The power to not have that feeling like you will sneeze even when you aren't going to

Everytime you sneeze, you get the feeling you're going to vomit.

The ability to overclock your PC without melting the hardware.

Steve Harvey Oswald · Nov 18, 2017

Somehow, you manage to melt the software.

The power to know exactly what time it is at any given point in the day

Deleted member 2120 · Nov 18, 2017

Steve Harvey Oswald said:
Somehow, you manage to melt the software.

The power to know exactly what time it is at any given point in the day

It is constantly either 5:45 or 5:46 P.M.

The ability to have all foods taste how you want them to taste.

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 18, 2017

Your tastebuds dissapear.

The ability to create Half-Life 3

Steve Harvey Oswald · Nov 18, 2017

It's actually Duke Nukem Forever 2

The ability to give Duke Nukem back to Id software

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 19, 2017

ID Software disbands and no'one can sell the game anymore

The ability to replace all game engines with Source. (I want to rocket jump in Overwatch k?)

Frootz · Nov 19, 2017

The source engine is the worst game engine

ability to delet overwatch

Steve Harvey Oswald · Nov 19, 2017

Overwatch is replaced with an Oprah Winfrey game, which is equally as popular.

Ability to have the ability to be a little bit less redundant

Deleted member 2120 · Nov 20, 2017

Steve Harvey Oswald said:
Overwatch is replaced with an Oprah Winfrey game, which is equally as popular.

Ability to have the ability to be a little bit less redundant

It is only by 1.3%

The ability to kill whoever you want without actually touching them.

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 21, 2017

twinzzlers blw.tf said:
It is only by 1.3%

The ability to kill whoever you want without actually touching them.

For every person you kill. The TF2 team loses 1 employee.

The ability to have a really thick skull.

Deleted member 2120 · Nov 22, 2017

xXN00bSlayrXx said:
For every person you kill. The TF2 team loses 1 employee.

The ability to have a really thick skull.

Your head is 12x its normal size and your neck will break.

The ability to hear people's thoughts.

xXN00bSlayrXx · Nov 22, 2017

After everyday you have to vomit because of the things you heard.

The ability to projectile vomit at will.

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