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Nylaphira

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Benedevil, I believe I have a game changing proposition. I know this may sound crazy but I believe that you should pay pregnant woman to have a constant stream of new Jailbreak players.
A few reasons would be is Jailbreak players have constantly gotten younger over the years as many have noticed, so why not keep Jailbreak going for generations?
Reason 1: With the constant stream of babies, we could revive dead Jailbreak regions, such as NY, LA, EU, and SG.
Reason 2: It would fuel 10K's hunger.
Reason 3: Single mothers would be able to bring their babies to Jailbreak and a source of revenue with the price of one key a day per child, not including additional fees.

This is a serious suggestion, no troll comments please.
 

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This certainly seems to be an interesting suggestion which could potentially bring some benefit to our servers.
Reason 1: With the constant stream of babies, we could revive dead Jailbreak regions, such as NY, LA, EU, and SG.
While I am quite disappointed that you don't plan to revive AusJB with this proposal, I still see this as a net positive. We only have one jailbreak server at the moment that consistently gets players. Considering the average maturity level of said players, we could easily replace them with babies on US JB, in addition to other JB servers and no one would be able to tell the difference. This will definately ensure that Blackwonder JB prospers for years to come.
Reason 3: Single mothers would be able to bring their babies to Jailbreak and a source of revenue with the price of one key a day per child, not including additional fees.
This is another point that I can definately see some merit for. From the extra revenue we can raise from turning the Jailbreak servers into an actual daycare, we can open up even more Jailbreak servers to populate. This is literally infinite money.

Overall, this suggestion has merit, and should be explored as a money making venture for blackwonder.
 

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This certainly seems to be an interesting suggestion which could potentially bring some benefit to our servers.

While I am quite disappointed that you don't plan to revive AusJB with this proposal, I still see this as a net positive. We only have one jailbreak server at the moment that consistently gets players. Considering the average maturity level of said players, we could easily replace them with babies on US JB, in addition to other JB servers and no one would be able to tell the difference. This will definately ensure that Blackwonder JB prospers for years to come.

This is another point that I can definately see some merit for. From the extra revenue we can raise from turning the Jailbreak servers into an actual daycare, we can open up even more Jailbreak servers to populate. This is literally infinite money.

Overall, this suggestion has merit, and should be explored as a money making venture for blackwonder.
Australia is cringe, but bringing back SG? Based


Also, isn't Jailbreak already a daycare? It is just that it is not officially registered as one.
 
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