Username:
crikey
Name
crikey
Your Age
69
Do you have at least 3 days cumulative days of playtime on Blackwonder servers in the last year? no lol
Have you been punished in the last 60 days? Yes
Have you had an application declined in the last 90 days? No
Do you have a microphone? Sorry I ate mine
Have you read the forum guide on how to apply? There was a guide?!?!?!?
If you have ever played on a Blackwonder server, you will have had a user profile automatically generated on tfstats.tf. Locate and link your tfstats profile here. Fuck you
Location
Australia
Your SteamID2
STEAM_0:1:163147744
Your DiscordID
crikey76
Have you ever been considered a goon on other communities before? Yes
Which servers have you been considered a goon on?
Various different Australian communities back in the day that no longer exist for good reason.
On what tier do you wish to be on the JB Goon Tierlist?
T0 (Admin Eyes Only)
Why would you like to become an official JB Goon?
Back when I was a wee (little) child by the name of ender, I would be gooning and tooning across multiple Australian communities causing mischief and strife wherever I went! I was well known, as either scourge of a certain community, or hero of another. Oh the gasoline that I poured on digital fires was immense! (it was very funny to see angry ppl on the screen, very goon like behaviour if I do say so myself). However I eventually grew bored and returned to the depths of the swamp. Then, one day, I CRAWLED OUT! I craved for the feeling of TF2 again! That is when I discovered it, AUSJB. I was having a blast, very fun times indeed. It was then that I had decided to don a suit and become an official JB moderator. Below is an example of my suit.
(Very Wholesome Chungus)
I was moderating pretty well until disaster struck, AUSJB HAD DIED!!!!!!!!!! This was a huge tragedy. This was me when I heard the news:
(I genuinely want to kill myself because I used this image)
Once I managed to pull myself together, I declared WAR on those who I deemed responsible for its death. Thats right, THE BLACKWONDER ADMINS. Them, with their puke green names
, racism against the mods who they seemed as inferior 
, and persecution against hard working JB players 
. They would sit up in their digital towers, smoking their digital pipes given to themselves using the give weapon command, and decide either what mod to demote, or when they decided to commit a mass extermination campaign against AUSJB causing its death ((((.
Ever since then, I have been secretly gooning behind the scenes on various different alts on USJB to avenge my fallen AUSJB brethren. Every day before I get out of bed I recite this pledge to remind myself of what I have lost and what I am fighting for:
Today however, I have decided to come out of the closet and openly declare that YES, I AM A JB GOON. YES, I SHALL BE THE SCOURGE OF USJB. YES, I SHALL BRING BLACKWONDER TO ITS KNEES FOR WHAT IT DID TO AUSJB. I DECLARE WAR UPON THE BLACKWONDER ADMINS FOR THEIR OPPRESSION AGAINST THE MODS AND THE INNOCENT CIVILIANS OF JB. YOU DECLARE THE DISSIDENTS TO BE JB GOONS, WELL GUESS WHAT, THAT MAKES ME A JB GOON TOO!!!! I WILL MFK, ALT, MICSPAM, AND HARASS ANYONE THAT STANDS IN MY WAY!!!!
Due to the amount of danger that I pose, in addition to having staff connections and info to use, I believe that I would be a perfect fit for T0 on the official blackwonder JB Goon Tierlist.
Do you know or have spoken to any of the current staff members? Yes
Please let us know the names of staff members you know or have spoken to
10000 Cold Knights, Jim, Tax Fraud, Puddin, Fishcrimes, lala, Jampoint, corrin, Konny (y3p), Foxsera, Practical, Flixkz, Zonas, Fockoroni, Oceanman's alt on the staff team, Robb.
How often do you play TF2?
I goon on USJB 24/7 365, as if I ever stop being a goon I will literally die.
Please give us your ideal way of gooning, specific to the servers you goon on
My ideal way of gooning is blackmailing the blackwonder staff team, mfking on alts all the time, in addition to micspamming, griefing and general toxicity. I exert a massive influence on the servers that I utilise to achieve my goon goals.
Is there any other information you would like us to know about?
ur mother
Are you proficient in languages other than English? No
crikey
Name
crikey
Your Age
69
Do you have at least 3 days cumulative days of playtime on Blackwonder servers in the last year? no lol
Have you been punished in the last 60 days? Yes
Have you had an application declined in the last 90 days? No
Do you have a microphone? Sorry I ate mine
Have you read the forum guide on how to apply? There was a guide?!?!?!?
If you have ever played on a Blackwonder server, you will have had a user profile automatically generated on tfstats.tf. Locate and link your tfstats profile here. Fuck you
Location
Australia
Your SteamID2
STEAM_0:1:163147744
Your DiscordID
crikey76
Have you ever been considered a goon on other communities before? Yes
Which servers have you been considered a goon on?
Various different Australian communities back in the day that no longer exist for good reason.
On what tier do you wish to be on the JB Goon Tierlist?
T0 (Admin Eyes Only)
Why would you like to become an official JB Goon?
Back when I was a wee (little) child by the name of ender, I would be gooning and tooning across multiple Australian communities causing mischief and strife wherever I went! I was well known, as either scourge of a certain community, or hero of another. Oh the gasoline that I poured on digital fires was immense! (it was very funny to see angry ppl on the screen, very goon like behaviour if I do say so myself). However I eventually grew bored and returned to the depths of the swamp. Then, one day, I CRAWLED OUT! I craved for the feeling of TF2 again! That is when I discovered it, AUSJB. I was having a blast, very fun times indeed. It was then that I had decided to don a suit and become an official JB moderator. Below is an example of my suit.
(Very Wholesome Chungus)
I was moderating pretty well until disaster struck, AUSJB HAD DIED!!!!!!!!!! This was a huge tragedy. This was me when I heard the news:
(I genuinely want to kill myself because I used this image)
Once I managed to pull myself together, I declared WAR on those who I deemed responsible for its death. Thats right, THE BLACKWONDER ADMINS. Them, with their puke green names
, racism against the mods who they seemed as inferior , and persecution against hard working JB players . They would sit up in their digital towers, smoking their digital pipes given to themselves using the give weapon command, and decide either what mod to demote, or when they decided to commit a mass extermination campaign against AUSJB causing its death ((((.Ever since then, I have been secretly gooning behind the scenes on various different alts on USJB to avenge my fallen AUSJB brethren. Every day before I get out of bed I recite this pledge to remind myself of what I have lost and what I am fighting for:
I pledge today to do my best in avenging my fallen AUSJB brethren through toxic, racist, and homophobic remarks. I promise to ensure that all who stood against our success are banished from the community. I’ll conduct myself in a manner worthy of making the JB Goon Tierlist. Let all us AUS staff work together to make this goal a reality!!!!!!
Today however, I have decided to come out of the closet and openly declare that YES, I AM A JB GOON. YES, I SHALL BE THE SCOURGE OF USJB. YES, I SHALL BRING BLACKWONDER TO ITS KNEES FOR WHAT IT DID TO AUSJB. I DECLARE WAR UPON THE BLACKWONDER ADMINS FOR THEIR OPPRESSION AGAINST THE MODS AND THE INNOCENT CIVILIANS OF JB. YOU DECLARE THE DISSIDENTS TO BE JB GOONS, WELL GUESS WHAT, THAT MAKES ME A JB GOON TOO!!!! I WILL MFK, ALT, MICSPAM, AND HARASS ANYONE THAT STANDS IN MY WAY!!!!
Due to the amount of danger that I pose, in addition to having staff connections and info to use, I believe that I would be a perfect fit for T0 on the official blackwonder JB Goon Tierlist.
Do you know or have spoken to any of the current staff members? Yes
Please let us know the names of staff members you know or have spoken to
10000 Cold Knights, Jim, Tax Fraud, Puddin, Fishcrimes, lala, Jampoint, corrin, Konny (y3p), Foxsera, Practical, Flixkz, Zonas, Fockoroni, Oceanman's alt on the staff team, Robb.
How often do you play TF2?
I goon on USJB 24/7 365, as if I ever stop being a goon I will literally die.
Please give us your ideal way of gooning, specific to the servers you goon on
My ideal way of gooning is blackmailing the blackwonder staff team, mfking on alts all the time, in addition to micspamming, griefing and general toxicity. I exert a massive influence on the servers that I utilise to achieve my goon goals.
Is there any other information you would like us to know about?
ur mother
Are you proficient in languages other than English? No
